Amazingly yes, now where tf are you?

Not even a bruise.

You made a pretty nice crater on impact though, which you clamber out of, a little extra careful because you are still naked.

All around seems to be barren stone.

Looks like some weird black and grey stone that's mostly smooth.

The only visible feature is a massive spire in the far horizon.

Having literally nothing else to head for, you start walking in that direction.

-÷÷++=<>=++÷÷-

It has been TWO FUCKING DAYS.

you aren't hungry, haven't needed the bathroom, or water but you are bored out of your mind.

Also you have had nothing to think on but that fucking miserable exchange before being thrown into the sky.

Fuck her.

Then you hear it.

A cry for help.

A ladies cry for help.

You bolt forward, legs moving faster than you have ever run before. Your body feels light as a feather as you blister the ground with your insane speed.

You jump over an outcropping to see a plump female figure cornered by some two headed wolf creature.

You land solidly between the individuals and leap forward, **** to save this woman, **** for someone to talk to, **** to vent this anger churning in your gut for the last two days.

Your flying kick connects and the monster shreds like wet paper.

You land on the far side, the bifurcated canine corpse tumbles over.

In a trembling voice, the woman says

"Please don't kill me."

You turn, saying

"No, no, i came to save you. I-" and then you see her clearly.

She has round features and an upturned nose, flappy ears atop her head and large brown eyes.

She has a face like a anthro pig face had the best cosmetic surgery in the world. She was actually pretty cute.

And she was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

You catch yourself staring.