Always a Gentleman

"OH" said the man as he turned with a start. "I didn't hear you there. Lexi is it?"

"ALEX" yelled Alex, stomping his foot involuntarily creating an adorable image.

"ahh yes that's right, Alex, and Lexi must still be in the works. It's always the chicks that take longer, seems like the bros always love to get as hammered as fast as possible." said the man shaking his head.

"HEY" squeaked Alex again before clamping her hands over her mouth. "What is going on here" he mumbled though his hands.

"Let me explain" said the man

"I'm David, I work at the liqour store down the street. Your friends Kyle and Alyssa stopped in earlier today and grabbed some of that new beer that has been selling around here. I've seen it the past few nights and I thought if I could follow up with you guys I might be able to confirm some of my thepries and suspicions." said the man.

"well David", said Alyssa, "I don't remember inviting you to this shindig so why don't you get the hell out of my house before I show you the door myself" Alyssa was feeling rather good actually, she felt better than she had in years. Her normally plump frame felt sleek and fit. Yeah this was gonna be fun, to show this loser why he wasn't invited to the party."

"No you wouldn't remember that, I followed you back here and I'm glad to see my predictions have come true. I'm guessing your friend Kyle must have gone a little too hard"

"oooooooooooooo haaaard" oozed the blonde from the floor, barely registering the rest of the conversation. She didn't know who the cutie in the hall was but she was sure he was a boy and boys had yummy cocks. "mmmmmmmmmm cock...yummy nummy cummy cock" she sang to herself in a sing songy voice before giggling hysterically again at her own cleverness.

"I do love a classic but I'm interested in what these new varieties may do." said David.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" shouted Alyssa and Alex in unison, startling themselves.

The past few nights I have seen a few groups come through buying bimbo beer. Every morning I've seen the most gorgeous drop dead bombshells coming to the store asking for what they had last night. Not that different looking from your friend down there actually." he motioned at Kyle (Kyla) nonchalantly and continued. "i decided I would follow a group of people who bought the stuff tonight so I came in on my night off. I tailed you guys here and suffice it to say I was proven right. The gorgeous women from the morning must be the same guys as the night before.!! Tonight was the first time we sold a variety pack and my job is to figure out what they do and how to capitalize on it."

"Bullshit!" yelled Alyssa, now outwardly swearing in defiance. She adjusted her nose ring and tugged at the loose fitting clothing that hung off her tight body. What the fuck was going on with her clothes why did she look like some frumpy chick. She was in charge around this house and wanted to show it. And what the hell did he mean capitalize on it.

"No really ..." David started before being interrupted by a cheer from the other room.