Almost

"Cassidy, there's a funky little unisex hair salon in Venice Beach. I'm going to text you the address. Go there and have them shave your head and eyebrows off - go totally smooth. Then go the biker bar down the block and try to suck as much cock as possible. After that, you won't hear from me again. Oh, after you get your head and eyebrows shaved. Send me a selfie and smile like you love it. Ta ta!"

Jim left his stunned ex. He whistled while he walked and even clicked his heels as he knew Cassidy was still watching before she went off to further humiliate herself.