Alex and Claire

(Originally by Stretchweasel)

"We need a plan," said Alex.

"I've got one!" said Claire. "See, I'm thinking that we'll get Max naked, and then I'll 'accidentally' drop my own bikini and I'll be all, like, 'Oh, no! Now we're both naked! We'd better hug each other to cover ourselves us!'"

"Great, Claire," said Alex. "But how do you propose that we get her naked first? Or, you know, find her?"

"I thought we'd work backward from there," said Claire.

"You're going to need to reign this crush of yours in. I'm serious, Claire."

"Are you guys talking about stripping Max?"

Alex and Claire gave a start, not realizing that anybody was listening to their conversation. They turned around to discover that the table behind them, which they had thought contained nothing but a generous spread of food, also had a woman laying across it. She was on the small side, with flat breasts and a crop of dark hair that was pulled back in a single braid. Somebody had duct-taped her wrists and ankles to the table so that she was lying face up. She was also stark naked, with her modesty preserved by nothing but an impressive array of sushi rolls.

"Wow!" said Claire. "Sushi!"

Claire grabbed up a roll from off of the woman's breast, exposing a tiny patch of bare skin. The woman tried to protest, but the sushi was in Claire's mouth and down her throat before she could get a word out.

"Please don't do that," said the woman. "I've got nothing on under this."

"How'd you come to be like this?" asked Alex.

"My name's Aubrey," she replied. "I snuck in here on assignment from a certain celebrity hidden camera show to try to catch Max or her sister in an embarrassing situation. Max caught me trying to spy on her sister in the shower."

"So she stripped you down, taped you to a table, and served sushi on you?" said Alex.

Aubrey blushed and cringed as Claire helped herself to another sushi roll off of her right breast. "All things considered, I kind of got off easy. My photographer got spanked and sent back to our boss, naked, to deliver a message. They should come back to get me soon enough, but I don't think this sushi is going to last that long."

Claire nodded in agreement, stuffing her cheeks. There was now only a single roll on Aubrey's right breast, laying unevenly upon her nipple.

"If you could get me out of here," said Aubrey, "perhaps I could help you out as well."

"Nice breasts!" Claire said, licking her fingers. "They're tiny, but they're so cute!"

Aubrey scowled her face bright red. "Please don't call my breasts 'cute'."

"Too late! They're cute." Claire reached for the last sushi roll on Aubrey's breast, flourished her fingers dramatically, and plucked it up off of what proved to be a tiny, pink nipple. Aubrey made an embarrassing sound between her teeth.

"Would you be able to help us find Max?" said Alex.

"Yes!" said Aubrey, increasingly more anxious as Claire started in on the rolls further down her bell. "We plotted out the layout of the house before we launched this expedition. I've got a pretty good idea of where she probably is right now!"

"Hold on, though," said Claire, over a mouthful of California roll. "Now, if I heard you correctly, there is a distinct possibility that Max might spank us if she catches us?"

Aubrey blinked at Claire. "Yes. Apparently."

Claire gave a gleeful sound, clapping her hands and bouncing on her heels giddily. "Oh, could you imagine it? Max, ripping off our bikinis, taking us over her knee..."

"Claire, get a hold of yourself," said Alex.

"Do you think she has strong hands?" said Claire, her eyes distant. "I bet she has strong hands!"

"Dammit, Claire," said Alex, "I am not going to end up as a serving tray just because you're hot for Max!"

"You should probably act quickly, then," said Aubrey, watching Claire snatch up another roll from her bikini zone. "I think your friend might do something stupid pretty soon."