Aaron, 25yo who Finds a Strange New TV Network

"Fuckin' Bitch!"

Aaron slammed his front door shut as he huffed into his apartment. Yet another blind date his roommate set him up with had fallen through. He thought their text exchanges were going fine in the leadup to dinner, but he supposes that she got too in her feelings over some of the edgy memes he sent her.

"Didn't even come to the restaurant! Fuck man, every chick is so sensitive these days! You can't even make gay jokes around them," he thinks to himself.

Now a quarter of an hour past 10PM, he flops onto the couch and begins peeling off his jeans. He figures he should just smoke some of his roomie Evan’s weed and relieve some of the tension he thought the chick was going to release for him tonight. He sees the bong sitting on the table, the bowl already packed with the weird new strain he was raving about after smoking last night.

"Dude got stoned out of his mind, then walked off into his room hard as fuck. Now that I’m thinking about it, I haven’t seen him at all today… Oh well, he must be masturbating in his room like a virgin-more grass for me! This’ll be his payment for setting me up with a shitty chick! HA!!!”

He turns on the TV with the remote and scrolls down the guide until he gets to his favorite porno channel. However, Aaron gets in the range of it after stopping to take a really good hit off that bong, he finds a different acronym attached to channel 420: WSPN. Curious about the change, he clicks it to see what it is now.

Aaron starts watching as a station bumper with animated text and clip art of cannabis leaves plays for him:

“Alright all you Potheads and Munchie Monsters,” the announcer states, “We’re back with The Weed Smoker’s Programming Network’s Up-Late Block.”

“Huh, didn’t know this came with our cable package. This type of heavy stoner content isn’t my usual cup of tea… but hey, I’m down to watch it for a bit… might even see some sexy stuff I can fap and finger myself to on here... Wait, finger?”

“We now return with our irregularly scheduled programs…”