Chapter 8
by 
OccasionalReader
What's next?
A voice speaks before you
"Be gladdened mortal, for I have heard your prayers. Although my powers are limited by politics up here, it is full in my power to make you my champion." You quickly glance around, but it appears that only you hear this voice; "I now command you to use your newfound power to protect nature in my name. And also destroy ukuleles."