A very good question...

In many cartoons I've watched...old ones, like Bugs Bunny...they say something I could relate to. "It's the suspense that kills me." That was completely the case as I showered. What could they be up to? More sex? ...then why have me shower? Granted it was a good way to get me out of the room...

I picked up the pace as I cleaned myself. I had to know what those girls were up to. It was driving me crazy. I mean, what does a MOSTLY proper girl and a hyper-active acrobat come up with that they could so easily agree on? I say "mostly" because Mai's naughty side didn't come out too often and when it did, she was pretty straight forward in it. Some kissing, caressing, and then we go at it. Very little in the way of foreplay.

Which was a shame...she seemed to enjoy foreplay quite a bit. In any case, I left the shower feeling quite refreshed...if a bit impatient. It didn't get any better when I walked into the living room to find the completely dressed Mai and Ty Lee sitting on the couch. "...well?" I asked, expecting...something.

Mai turned her head and quirked an eyebrow. "...well what?" Dammit...it was impossible to tell if she was acting! Her voice ALWAYS sounded like that. Ty Lee was keeping her mouth shut...which was quite a feat, really. And an indication that SOMETHING was up. "You two were eager to get me in the shower and Ty Lee was giggling when I left," I replied. "You two were up to something."

"Were we now?" Mai asked, looking around. "I don't see anything, do you?" Sighing, I shook my head. "Then maybe we aren't up to anything at all, John. Ty Lee IS known to giggle at times. She's perky like that." I was SURE they were up to something...but I just couldn't figure out what it was!