But what did he want to wish for?

A too-long wish to lose his virginity.

James thought momentarily and realized he could make most of his dreams come true in one wish. He thought I could become rich, handsome, and own a large house while losing my virginity and gaining a girlfriend at the same time and still have two wishes: I’m so smart.

“I wish that I was losing my virginity in my private mansion that I can easily afford, in the most pleasurable way possible for both of us, to a lifelong, extremely attractive, devoted, and loving female partner while I am just as devoted, loving, and appealing to them as a male partner” James spoke into the microphone.

After finishing his wish, James saw the text in the box change to “Your wish is too long. Please shorten it and try again.”

Thinking quickly, James tried repeatedly, removing one more word each time.