A surprise Phone Call

Vanessa's giggling to herself gets cut off when she hears the sound of her phone ringing, 'curious?' she thought, who would phone her at 1AM? Vanessa reaches over to check her phone and see's the name of the caller, Ashley? Why was she phoning at this hour. She answers...

'ummm, Hello'

'Hi Vanessa, I heard you're on holiday, how is it over there?'

'It's, ugh, nice; it's a bit dark currently'

'really? I thought with time zones it was midday where you are?'

'Oh!.... yeah it is, its just... its very stormy currently , clouds blocking out the sun, you know...'

'I see'

'Why are you phoning me Ashley, we're not even friends.'

'Oh, well you see, I saw Lauren in the store and you won't guess where!'

'Where?'

'In the diaper isle, seeing this, I was curious but I just assumed that she was getting them for a niece or a prank or something like that; so i went over to say hi... and when I got there, I could smell the faint scent of urine!'

'What! Really!'

'I know! I then went over and said hi and I watched as she nearly jumped out her skin. We talked for a bit, Lauren was unusually skittish and jumpy, and I asked about the diapers as would anyone, she said they where for a prank, but she was so slow to respond and speak, and her prank was very ill thought out it felt like she made it up on the spot. Well, at this point I had definite suspicions, so I put Lauren through a simple test,'

'go on'

'Well, I picked up and tried to convince her to buy the babyish looking diapers imaginable too see her reaction, and to my amazement, she was repulsed by the idea but which much convincing I got her to buy them.'

'this is... a lot to take in. But, if you really think about it, it does make sense, firstly Lauren never even lets me look in her room never mind entering, like she's hiding something. Also she replaces she bed sheets very regularly, she claimed it was because she liked good hygiene but I think this makes more sense. It even explains why she only ever gets changed for PE in the girls bathroom and not the changing room.' (in reality this was to hide her spanks)

'Oh, thats interesting. Well, onto why I called, if true then this isn't an opportunity to let up so I was wondering does your house have any spare keys so I can get in...?'

'umm, yes, under the doormat; original I know.'

'great thanks, I think Im going to pay a visit to Lauren, I'm currently on the bus so won't arrive for at least an hour but I will fill you in on the details.'

'cool, goodbye'

'byeee'

Vanessa thinks to herself

'1 hour before it all comes crumbling down in the cit... Damn earworm. 1 hour before it all comes crumbling down for Little Lauren!'