A strange Japanese Website

The site Adam saved on his phone is a violent visual assault. 'Momotashi' is apparently based in Japan. The site is filled with looping videos, background music and adverts. A pair of Japanese women in schoolgirl uniforms dance in an endless loop. An animated pig chugs a soda and swings a golf club. Japanese text is all over the place. You can't help but squint your eyes at the barrage of noise.

"Jesus, Adam, where the hell did you even find this..."

Adam chuckles. "Come on, you know Japan is barely even a real place. But, I mean, if anyone has this thing for real it'll be them."

Muttering something about Adam being a weeb, you manage to navigate to their version of 'Perfect Waifu Drink' and add it to your cart.

"It's going to take a few weeks to deliver," you say, choosing an address.