A smoke and a wank

You open your back door and step out, a chill breeze rolls over your body. You’re hit with goosebumps and shrinkage. You reach into a coffee tin to pull out a half-smoked joint and lighter.

You blaze and enjoy the outside until you’re good and stoned. You reenter the house. Still chilly from outside, you reach for a blanket draped on your couch…