A sexy woman....Wrong!

It shows the familiar figure of Jessica Rabbit silhouetted by the shadows of the room. She was currently looking through her dresser and holding a pink negligee. Texas gulped nervously feeling mighty bashful about intruding into this pretty lady's room.

"Uh p-pardon me ma'am. Ah don't mean to intrude, but i was wondering if you could help me with-" Texas began to speak to her. Her voice gaining Jessica's attention as she slowly turns her head. The light from the doorway revealed the top part of Jessica's head showing hee beautiful green eyes. Seeing that made Texas stop mid sentence and sent a shiver up her spine.

"A MAAAAAAAANNNN!" "Jessica" Shouts, before the light revealed that it wasn't Jessica Rabbit. Nope it was some toon woman, She had pale skin, with several freckles on her face and big, unkempt red hair, which initially resembled Jessica's hairstyle. She has large green eyes, accented with shimmering lavender eye shadow and long dark eyelashes. Her nose is a rather large and slightly pointed with large nostrils. She has big lips, and wears bright red lipstick. She is missing a few teeth and the ones she has are yellow and rotten. Her body is extremely lanky and gangly. Her skinny legs are noticeably unshaven, and her bosom is very saggy. She also appears to have a very visible Adam's apple. Like Jessica, her ensemble consists of a red sequined strapless dress that reveals a lot of cleavage with a low back, sweetheart neckline, and high thigh slit, though unlike Jessica's, her slit is parted on the right side. In addition, she wears elegant purple opera gloves and large green colored stilettos. This was the cartoon hag, Lena Hyena.

Texas who was once enchanted by this beautiful woman was now disgusted by this hag. She begins to panic as she saw the lust in this crazy woman's eyes. "W-W-Wait! I ain't a man, i'm a girl!" Texas said pointing at her body, showing her curves and her currently pantsless legs.

Lena who now takes a good look at Texas and manic lovestruck smile turns into a frown. "Oh." She simply said. Texas lets out a sigh of relief thinking she dodged a bullet. But Lena's once frowning face shifts to a smile. "Oh well, man or woman i'm not picky." Lena said with a shrug. This makes Texas' eyes shrink to dots at the response. Lena faced Texas again her legs revving up as she raises her cleavage and moves her hands causing it to bounce to the ground. Finally she takes off running towards the door puckering her lips towards Texas.

Texas stood there for a few seconds in confusion before her brain had finally process what was happening. Suddenly her eyes fly out her head with three more pairs of eyes showing up, each one bigger than the last with the fourth being as big as her whole body. Her mouth turns ridiculously wide as her tongue flies out her mouth. And for some crazy reason her uvula had a face too and was screaming as well. Seconds after doing everything flies back into Texas' face before she slammed the door shut. She turns away from the door a look of shock plastered on her face.

"What in sam hill just happened to me!?" Texas asked confused on what just happened in there. But her question was cut short as the lips of Lena Hyena burst through the door. Texas looks around and sees a bathroom across the hall from her. She rushed over to it, and at the same time Lena kicks the door down.

"Yoohoo! Ms. Law Lady! It's Lena Hyena!" She shouts with little red hearts flying around her head. Texas closed the door behind her and breathes a sigh of relief. She turns back hoping to think of something to get her out of this situation. But as she turns she's met with a wide open sky. Texas eyes widened as she looked down to see she was hovering in mid-air. There was no room, Texas was hovering in mid-air thousands of feet in the air. She looks up at the camera with look of worry as her lip quiver in fear. Finally gravity kicks in and Texas falls her hat suspended in mid-air before Texas' hands reach back up and grabs it before going back down.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Texas screams as she plummets to her doom.