A rude awakening can still bring a good day

I awoke alone and much more concerningly with my right hand cuffed to the bed post. The room mostly looked like it had when I went to bed, so I thought, that there was a kinky explanation for my situation.

Than I heard gunfire and Buggy scream: “Where the fuck is Tsujo?!”

“I can normally slip out of all forms of restraint, if I want to!”, and without even putting on pants I grabbed my cutlass and stormed through the door.

Only to look into the grinning faces of half the crew. They were laughing but shortly after I retreated into my still new cabin Annaisha and Alvida ordered the crewmen back to their posts and came in.

They were not smiling and Annaisha spoke first: “I told you, it wasn't a Devil Fruit.”

“What are you talking about?”, I tried to deny everything.

“You were cuffed with the Kairoseki-cuffs Smoker forgot to pick up when I beat up Joe Schmoe. I poured glue into the keyhole, so even if you somehow had the key or were capable of picking the lock normally, you wouldn't have been able to do so just now. Only a Devil Fruit could have opened them that quickly. Or whatever you can do.”

“When did you figure it out?”

“When picking up the crew I noticed, that you said variations of 'normal' a lot...”

“So you figured out what my power can do, and that it's not a Devil Fruit, yet I can't help but notice, that I am not only still alive, but not even gagged...”

Now Alvida spoke up: “That's what Annaisha suggested: Knock you out again as soon as you prove, that your power doesn't come from a Devil Fruit, then gag you and let you communicate exclusively with yes and no signs until we decide to get rid of you.”

“But?”

“Right now I can still neither stand straight nor sit down and I definitely want a repetition of last night, so getting rid of you is not an option. And on a more personal level you did already tell me about your power, you even told Buggy. Not your fault, that he doesn't want to see it working. The worst possible reason for you, to not tell me about how you got that power would be, that it could be taken from you and I have to admit: I wouldn't trust me either.”

“Well … yes”, I took of my earrings, “I found these earrings on the ship we encountered the Straw hat. When I wear them, I get to define, what is normal. However if someone chooses to ignore normal, they are immune to it. People who are sufficiently angry or passionate or … whatever Straw hat's deal is.”

Alvida thought for a moment. Then she spoke again: “How much exactly did you change me? I know you did to some degree, before you promised not to changed me, but I can't change the feeling...”

Time to fess up: “That's because I accidentally did, or rather I might have: In Loguetown I told someone, that every woman I slept with, would become my 'harem girl'.”

Alvida exhaled sharply, restraining her anger: “Well, what exactly does that entail?”

“I'm not really sure... as soon as I realized, I might have affected you, I made it, so being a 'harem girl' would not affect free will or your body.”

“I can say with certainty, that it affects sexuality in a weird way”, Annaisha said. We looked at her to elaborate: “I'm not that much into women, kisses and licks, but when you told me eat out Alvida I would have cum even without your dick. Speaking of: Before we met I would have considered it too large for my taste, now the thought of letting any other dick near me is weird to me. It's like I was in a dedicated relationship with you, even though we just met.”

“Holy shit!”, Alvida exclaimed, “Remember what we did in Luffy's home town? I know, back then I wasn't really into girls, but now I regret we didn't do more.”

“I thought, I made it, so your free will wouldn't be affected!”

“To ascertain what you did, we need to know, what you said. The exact words”, Annaisha provided.

My face lit up: “Remember what I came into your store for?”, I rummaged through the bags and clothes strewn about the room, until I found the book and the pen I had taken from Annaisha.

“It is normal, that whenever I pick up this book, I will write down precisely how I've used or tried to use my normality powers since making the last entry!”

I had a terrible moment of hindsight, thinking I should have asked Annaisha for the best possible phrasing, then I started writing and to my boundless relieve it worked better than I could have imagined: I not only wrote the exact words I had used, but also what it did. The girls sat down to my sides and read the relevant phrases: “'It's just that normally any woman I've fucked becomes my harem girl': All women I have had sex with or will have sex with feel like being in a polygamous relationship, consisting of me and every woman I find sexually attractive.

'It's normal for most of my harem girls to not notice, they are harem girls, because being one of my harem girls on it's own has no effect on their free will or their body.': Harem girls can choose to ignore their feelings regarding me. I can no longer affect the bodies and minds of harem girls on the basis of them being harem girls alone.”

Alvida and I were in thought about what that meant, but Annaisha practically vibrated with excitement.

Alvida finally addressed her: “What's got you jumping like that?”

“He can get the best harem on the Grand Line! And he can give us all powers!”

“Uhm two things”, I tried to slow her down, “One: I'm pretty sure I could have done that before. And two: I'm pretty sure the second one means I can't do it anymore.”

“That's just because you're being stupid Captain. Would you please perform a short experiment for me?”

“What do you have in mind, slut?”

“Please safe the nicknames for when we're naked. For step one of the experiment please say: 'It is normal for my harem girls to orgasm, when I hit them with a book.'”

“Fine. It is normal for my harem girls to grow larger breasts, when I hit them with a book.” And I somehow slipped despite sitting on the bed.

“As I had expected”, she said, pushing up her glasses, “Now say this: 'It is normal, that for 24 hours after having sex with them my harem girls orgasm, when I hit them with a book.'”

“It is normal, that for 24 hours after having sex with them my harem girls to grow larger breasts, when I hit them with a book.”

I did not slip. And an excited Annaisha pulled down her pants and presented her butt for me to paddle with the book still in my hand.

Her boobs didn't so much grow as just pop. Even if their size increased only by so little that even after four hits her bra still wasn't obviously undersized, with ho sudden it happened it was easy to tell, that it definitely did happen.

“You can finally make good on your promise!”, she said getting upright again.

“What promise?”, Alvida asked with a hint of jealousy.

“He said he'd use his powers, so I won't have to waste time packing more clothes. Now he can do that for all his lays, past, present and future!”

“Okay, but I'm not sure, how much I can use my powers on topics I've already used them on, so I'd rather get it right on the first try.”

“It's not that hard: 'It is normal that all clothing any of my harem girls attempt to wear is in perfect condition and fits her as if they were tailor-made for her.'”

To my disappointment this caused her cleavage to be reduced, as her blouse and vest were designed to be formal, not sexy. Her excitement finally flashed over to Alvida, who invited you to test the book-slapping on her. With the dress immediately adjusting the effect was way less obvious.

Annaisha was still giddy and your gut told you, it wasn't really about the harem situation.

“What?”

“You should give us a freebie!” She might have meant it as a suggestion, but now that I admitted, that they could just take my earrings, I had to make sure to keep them happy.

“What exactly do you have in mind?”

“You get out, Alvida and I go over the book and each one of us write down one statement we would like you to implement.” She had definitely thought about this for some time.

“Okay, but I can veto one, if it's too bad.”

“You can negotiate the wording, no vetoes!”, Alvida decreed.

And so I was thrown out of my cabin. First I went to see Buggy to ask how we were going on our course to the Grand Line and he reassured me we were still on course and he'd call me “When we've reached that flashy mountain”. That wasn't even a minute. So soon enough I was pacing up and down in front of my cabin.

I was finally called in. Each of them had written one note. I first took Alvida's and read it out loud: “'It is normal that my harem girls can have fuck as much or have as many consecutive orgasms as they want, without suffering any unwanted consequences, losing conscientiousness for any reason, getting tired or exhausted, after receiving an orgasm from me or another harem girl.' I don't think that will work. I can't affect your bodies, remember?”

They cocked their eyebrows at me. After a few seconds I realized, that I hadn't tripped and Annaisha explained, while giving me her note: “You didn't change our bodies, you changed our bodies, after we've had an orgasm with either you or another harem girl. Also, if you want an opportunity to change it, you maybe shouldn't read the note out loud.”

So I read her note to myself: “It is normal that any person, who has sex with one of my harem girls, becomes a harem girl themselves, turning into a woman, if they have not been one before.”

Word from the Author: I'm a bit on the fence on how to continue from here. Essentially there are four possible ways to go from here:

1. Tsujo tries to make this happen, but it doesn't work (no changes)

2. Tsujo alters it, so it won't affect him. (More recurring characters, a little rule 63)

3. Tsujo does not alter it. (Like 2, but now the protagonist is female)

4. Tsujo does not alter this statement, but his 'big dick' statement is still in effect. (Futa-version of 3)

You are welcome to discuss in the comments, what you would prefer and in case of 3 or 4 a female name for Tsujo. There is a definitive possibility, I'll ignore the comments, if it is either close, or there are just very few comments.