A quick test of the "Generate statement" function

John gave the handsome man a minuscule nod as their eyes met, acknowledging his existence and lack of tardiness. It didn't stop him from wanting to blunt the tack a little if possible, so he pressed the generic "Generate Statement" button as he walked by him.

"The handsome and confident man named Charles, Chad among friends, walked past the slightly overweight and insecure John on the way out of the store."

John winced slightly at the somewhat fitting description of himself. He'd flown too close to the sun and got slightly burned, tack squeaking along the rubber of his balloon of confidence, scraping off a hair-thin sliver. Fortunately the balloon was not bursting full, to say the least, but still. At least he'd gotten some options on what to change, he thought to himself.

"The handsome and confident man named Charles, Chad among prostitutes, walked past the slightly overweight and insecure John on the way out of the store."

John shrugged and pressed enter. It wasn't great, but it was discrete. Maybe his friends would become prostitutes? Unlikely. But, at least John figured he'd find himself known as Chad among the night workers for some unknown reason. John found that scenario amusing, so he left it at that.

"Oh hello!" A female's voice said next to John, surprising him. Without John noticing, Melody had arrived while he'd been tapping at the phone . She smiled broadly and tilted her head at him. "Welcome back! Did you come back for something more, or is there something wrong with the phone?"

John found himself stunned for a moment as he noticed her still service-minded but more forward demeanor. It was as if she was a plant soaking up sun from being in his presence. "Um..." he said, trying to think of something to say.