A new season - a new host

“Hello there, ladies and pervs!” a boisterous woman speaks to the camera. “And welcome back to a new season of Fucked or Fortune. I'm Dani, and I'll be your host. Those of you who have seen previous seasons remember Danny D. He’s moved on to bigger and better things… by which I mean he's fled the country after being tied up in court by countless sore losers wanting child support. The waivers are ironclad, but he was going to spend so much time in court that he wouldn't have been able to film the new season.” She shrugs. “So this season you have me! Dani Absolutely-Not-Ds,” she says as she jiggles her perky A-cup tits through her crop top.

“We have an exciting new set of challenges this season, as well as more anonymous “male talent,” for legal reasons, sourced from our very own studio audience!

The guys will be happy to hear that, but we have a gift for the gals, too. To make things even easier for our contestants, we have a new rule: this season, no games will require you to get naked to play, but they may forcibly strip you or give you incentives to willingly strip. This is because, if you lose, you can only be fucked somewhere the camera saw during your challenge. Get topless? We can fuck those tits. Show us your pussy? We can fill it to our heart’s content. But keep all your clothes on, and all we can use are your mouth, your hands, et cetera. Isn’t that fun?

“Also new this season, thanks to our generous advertising sponsors, all of our episodes are now streaming for FREE on FuckedOrFortune.com! If you watch us anywhere else, you're missing out on HD quality, a live comment section, and more!”

Dani strikes a pose, showing off her petite body and winking at the camera. “I’m going to have so much fun this season, and I hope you will, too. Choose your episode below and I'll see you soon!”