A mutant with a dumb power

Most people has heard of several dozen mutants with cool af powers, but the truth is, those are the 1-2% of the mutants. 98% of mutants awaken with totally pointless abilities. For example, completely odorless farts. Or pimples that glow in the dark. Or pubes for hair. Or crying tears of beer. Or just straight up blackface.

Edgar Smith has yummy and healthy cum.

Edgar had no idea when he awakened his ability. He never even knew that he was a mutant. He only discovered his ability by chance shortly after he turned 18.

Edgar was working as a barista at a chic coffee shop downtown, trying to make ends meet. There was this regular girlboss ceo type customer who comes in late morning every weekday for her regular cup of joe. Problem was, she fancied herself an insufferable douchebag coffee snob whose tongue could tell a 0.01 difference on a PH scale. Somehow Edgar always managed to get on her bad side and had to redo her coffee several times before she would leave.

So on that fateful day, Edgar pre-made the bitch's coffee before she showed up and brought it to the restroom where he tugged out a fat dollop of jizz into the beverage. When the bitch arrived and ordered her drink, Edgar made sure to serve up his special brew.

Edgar could see that the woman had already decided to give him grief before she even took a sip. He watched with intense satisfaction as the lady brought the cup to her lips and drank.

The lady lowered the cup of coffee as she slowly swallowed the brew. She locked eyes with Edgar behind the counter. A self righteous smirk formed on her lips.

Here it comes, Edgar thought to himself.

The lady frowned and opened her mouth.