A lovable Beefcake

In walks a tall muscular man with the brightest eyes you'd ever seen in real life. His jawline could cut glass. You make eye contact and he smiles at you, walking over to you.

"Hey there handsome?" He said with a smirk.

"Hey..." you stammer, trying not to drool.

"I've been seeing you around the office and I can't stop thinking about how much I want to take you on a date."

"Really?" you say with a smile, "What kind of date?"

"I was thinking maybe grab some Mexican food and watch a horror movie or something?"

"Mexican and a horror movie?" you reply, "That sounds...