A lot about Emma

You click on the link, curious and quite scared at what this site has to expose Emma anymore than all the others. It doesn’t take long down the page after the opening paragraph detailing what everyone had about Emma’s ‘show’ at the premiere. You see a HD quality close up of a frontal pose you made the night before, nothing new to see here, or so you thought. You scroll just past the photo to the headline for the next paragraph & freeze in place. It reads:

“Mismatching linens: Emma Stone’s drapes not matching the carpet spells identity crisis”

You’re in shock, reading a lil further there’s another closer pic that highlights that with the bright lights at the premiere, the skin colored g-string did turn transparent which in turn exposed one of Emma’s unknown body secrets, her fluffy blonde bush. In your haste this morning when lifting the covers and being naked you didn’t notice Emma’s bushy carpet between her legs, let alone the fact unlike her her locks in the photo, her carpet was indeed blonde. The paragraph would go on trash Emma as “just another woman hiding from being blonde...except her blonde moment last night shows you can take blonde from the hair, but from the brains.” Certainly not a light shot taken at the actress by any means, while revealing a previously unknown fact of Stone’s natural blonde hair color.

Moving on in the article, the same full frontal picture appears after that paragraph, leaving you to think ‘oh great, what now?’ After looking at the photo again and not seeing anything of note you scroll down to the next paragraph title, that reads:

“Those Could Cut Glass” You stop before continuing on to the underlying title, confused, what do they mean by that? You continue to the underlying title that reads: ‘Stone visibly turned on, displays beaming rock hard nipples’ your first instinct is to quickly shoot your arm across your chest, as if your standing on the red carpet still and everyone can your nipples. You scroll down to this time a close up of Emma’s chest in her dress, and it’s clear as day, the lights made both your dress AND your strapless bra transparent just like the g-string. It hits you, in these photos Emma’s choice in wardrobe left her to appear naked on the red carpet. This series of photos now paint Emma to be a college-aged dumb blonde that gets off on showing off her body, oh this could really ruin her.

To this point, this site not only detailed her ‘show’ that the site deemed to be a “stunt” to go in line with movie character, but also exposed that she hadn’t maintained her bush while also outing her natural blonde hair color by her pubic hair & last but not least exposing her hornyness for showing off.

Just when you thought the article couldn’t expose more, you scroll down further to the next photo on the page....