A goblin male.

As your vision returns, you see the shape of a small, green-skinned person standing above you. The unmistakable features of a goblin come into focus. Long pointed ears, sharp teeth and fangs, those sort of things.

The weird thing is, despite all signs pointing to him being male, he seems to be blessed with rather... thick proportions. He's half your size but his hips are twice as wide, and his massive butt makes him quite bottom heavy.