A flocking weird time, to be sure.

Before Shantae could even reach up to the door to knock, the door was **** open by her blond friend, Sky. “What was that rumble outside?! Was it a cannon ball or so-MMPH!” but was interrupted in her questioning as she fell face-first into Shantae’s huge rack, bringing them both to a blush of a ripe tomato.

“Eep!” Shantae squeaked as Sky lifted her head out of the pleasant bronze mounds.

Sky was flustered and tried catching her breath for a second, and replied, trying to ignore what just happened, “Shantae! Th-there you are, I was waiting all morning!”

“S-sorry, it’s been a weird morning.” Sky nodded and rolled her eyes as she let in the busty town guardian.

She strolled in, as Sky explained what she needs her to do, “Well, since you were so late, I had to rotate the eggs in the hatchery myself, but I do have a package of some coffee eggs to our green...friend...over in the Ghost Forest, where they set up their caravan. Mind you I don’t know why they set up in random pla-MMPH!” But Sky was once again interrupted.

This time, the interruption was the direct action of Shantae giving her a huge kiss, much to the utter bewilderment of both of them. Shantae managed to push herself away after a hot minute, both of them gasping and wiping off their mouths. “I-I’m sorry! I don’t know what came over me!” Shantae stammered.

Sky was also quite frazzled at her friend’s actions, “W-well I’d appreciate it if you didn’t do that again! That was...weird!”

Shantae, wanting to change the subject of such an awkward situation, asked, “Right...So uh...Coffee...Eggs? I thought it was bean juice. Where do coffee eggs come from?”

Sky, ever annoyed by her friend’s lack of obscure birds, said in response, “Uh, from Coffee Chickens? Duh. Zombies find them all the time in the zombified parts of the world, but they never last long enough to be cultivated, so Rotty shipped one over to-”

“I got a better idea. Give yourself a wedgie and cluck like a chicken!” Shantae spat out with some unwanted mischief in her tone. She squealed as she clapped her hands over her mouth.

Sky was about to berate Shantae about how strange she had been acting, and whether it was something going around, until she felt her body reach behind her, “Shantae, buddy, you feeling okaaaaeee!” And she herself squealed as she wrenched her underwear behind her with both hands, both jutting out her sizable boobs in her own pink Risky-Bikini from bending her back, but also almost allowing her tight grey pants to shift down from the motion of the tugging.

Shantae was flummoxed, eyes bugged out as she saw what her friend was doing to herself on her instruction, “Oh my god, Sky, why are you-?!”

She was interrupted by an outburst from Sky, who was acting surprisingly tame despite currently yanking her panties up between her cheeks “BAWK! Buck buck Bu-Caw! Bawk bawk bawk! Shantae-bawk are you- Cluck! Are you-bucawwww! Alright? Bawk bawk bawk!”

In response towards her friend’s… concern? Shantae just blinked and watched Sky writhe while staying in a genuinely bewildered silence. This day has been weird but… not this weird.

“Cluck cluck cluck,” Sky’s hand took a firm hold on her pink underwear and yanked it while shouting, “Ba-CAAAAAOOOooowwwwwww…” her pantie snapped back down against her ass, and she rubbed her behind lightly for a few moments. “Yeash.. Cluck-cluck-caw! Bawk bawk bawk.”

Shaking her head free from her stupor, reality sank back in and Shantae realized she had to do something; “Ommigosh!! Sky! Sky! Uhhh hold on, I’ll- uh…” she wasn’t sure what to do, or even what was happening but decided that maybe wrenching Sky’s hands off her underwear herself would at least put a stop to the wedgies. However, before she could do anything, Sky suddenly blinked, she stopped her clucking and rose up while one hand absently rubbed her butt.

“So anyway, as I was saying before you interrupted me again, the Coffee Chicken is quite the odd breed, the color pattern on them is quite...” But Shantae wasn’t paying attention, as she was too confused on how one moment Sky was wrenching her underwear from between her legs and sounding off like poultry, then the next she’d just go right back into her dialogue, like nothing out of the ordinary just happened. The only thing that would prove that it didn’t is the underwear sticking out from Sky’s waistband.

“-And so, with this new breed, I plan to revolutionize the undead culinary supply scene, small as it may be...Shantae, have you been listening, or just been sucking your thumb the whole time?”

Shantae snapped back to awareness, and realized she was in fact sucking her thumb and she didn’t even notice. Geez, what was going on with her? She can only assume stress is getting to her.

Shantae did her best to act like she heard every word and popped her tumb out of her mouth, “Uhh, yeah, sorry, I...banged my thumb on the way here, it’s still sore, you see… I heard the whole thing, I assume you want me to give some of the eggs to Rotty to test them out?”

Sky squinted in suspicion, but sighed and nodded. She could never understand her zany genie compatriot, but then again that’s nothing new. “That is the case. Anyway, the bag of them should be in the hatchery, so let’s go.”

Shantae nodded, and followed Sky up the stairs where all her manner of birds roosted.

Or; granted, she tried her best to, though it became somewhat of a challenge seeing how each step was over ten times her own height. Sky continued walking, rather effortlessly at that, as her giant form had no real issue in the task.

Jumping with her arms stretched upwards didn’t help Shantae at all, her leaps grew frantic as she noticed her friend continue to walk ahead without her. From her small perspective, all she could see was Sky’s bare shoulders and shifting glutes, both of which looked massive! Those ass cheeks could very easily crush her with minimal effort, for sure.

“Errrrgh!” Shantae tried jumping to no avail. She was used to performing high leaps but this single step was asking for a lot for some reason. There wasn’t anything she could latch her hair onto for a grapple trick, that’s for sure, “Sky! Skyyy! I can’t get up there!” she pouted while cupping her hands to shout. Unfortunately, her tiny voice went completely unnoticed by Sky.

Luckily Sky wasn’t the type of gal that would be unaware of her friend not following, and she quickly noticed the lack of her friend’s presence. “Hmm?” She turned around and frowned. “Hey, Shantae! I’m up here! Where’dya go?”

“Down here!” Shantae shouted as she began to jump in place, her huge (or perhaps tiny in this instance) tits jiggled and clapped against each other within her skullkini.

“Seriously, where are ya?” Sky proceeded to backtrack, turning around back down the stairs gave Shantae a clear view of the underside of her generous tits clad in her bikini. Along with a well-shaped figure squished into some tight pants, one that began to quickly approach as she started walking back down.

“Sky?” Shantae questioned hesitantly as she soon noticed that Sky appeared unaware of her presence, “Sky you see me right!? Sky!”

Each step Sky took caused a rumble that shook the entire earth, at least that’s how it felt from Shantae’s point of view. Falling back onto her ass from another tremor, the genie began to scramble backwards; Sky was about to place her massive foot on the very same step Shantae resided on when she paused.

“Shantae?” Sky blinked in surprise as she squinted down at a bright white and red spot, no bigger than a grape, “Wha- What happened to you?!” she squatted down on the step just above Shantae, the action caused her crotch to press tightly against her pants, and even faintly reveal the outline of her still-not-tucked-in-again panties. “You’re so small! What the heck? Did your transform trick backfire at a random time again?”

“Oh jeez…” Shantae sighed in relief. Very grateful that she hadn’t found herself on the underside of her friend’s shoe. “I thought you were going to flatten me!”

“Please,” Sky rolled her eyes, “You’ve survived worse. Also, you should see yourself! You look so adorable, I could just bottle you up and put you on a shelf with Wrench. Of course, the bottle would be needed cause he’d try to gobble you up, like I don’t feed him or something, gluttonous, jerk...”

Risky nodded in approval at what the rambling bird-brained idiot had said. “Tiny genie in a bottle? Where have I heard that idea before? Might try it myself, sometime~”

“Har-dee-har~” Shantae huffed, she crossed her arms under her chest and jutted her head to the side. “Can you just help me up, please? As you can probably tell, I can’t climb these stairs.”

Sky chuckled, “You can’t really do anything at that size. How’d that happen?” she outstretched her hand with an open palm to allow Shantae to climb on.

“Woaahhwaoooh! Steady! Steaaddyy!” Shantae warned as she held onto Sky’s hand for dear life while she was raised into the air. “I…” She slowly stood up and had to gulp when she glanced down from her high perch to see the massive drop that would meet her if happened to stumble off. She also noticed how huge Sky’s cleavage appeared from her, it could literally suck her right in and no one may ever find her. “Wh-what do you mean? I’m tiny, what’s the deal?”

“What do you mean ‘what’s the deal?’ You’re cute and all but- you’re tiny!”

“And?”

Sky frowned, “How!?”

It was time for Shantae to have a turn with the frown, as for the first time she actually thought over what Sky was pointing out. Just a few moments ago she was just around the same height as her friend... Then, suddenly, everything is huge… “I dunno,” she shrugged. Even upon noticing how odd it was, she was somehow unable to realize how odd it was… yeah it doesn’t make sense.

“Okay, so you don’t know why you’re suddenly tiny… and you don’t care?”

“Oh, Stop spoiling the fun you bird-brained bitch. When I don’t want others to notice changes, they will be as unaware as I want them to be. Alright? Alright.’’

Shantae felt an odd ripple pass by her, but she didn’t hear the faint voice seeing as Sky was booming her own voice right in the tiny girl’s face.

“I’m sorry, what did you say?” Shantae rubbed her ears, “You’re a bit loud! Too loud even!”

“Oh, it’s nothing.” Sky shrugged abruptly, she quickly ignored the weird nature of Shantae changing size and resumed walking back up the stairs.

Shantae suddenly vanished from atop Sky’s hand and reappeared behind her, wearing a frilly sexy maid uniform while standing back at her original height. The thing was a one-piece outfit, with a flared skirt and tiny apron, some long black gloves and thigh-high fishnets, shiny heels that clicked on the wood of Sky’s place as she walked. The shoulders were left bare, the would-be straps slipping down suggestively, as the top of the translucent black dress was held up by the stretching out of her giant bosom, her nipples (Which seemed to poke out about an inch long) seemingly holding it up by the frilly rim, but very visible. And of course one cannot forget the frilly hair band, which was holding her ponytail up into a large bun, though it looked quite silly as this big white orb with a feather duster stuck in it, just to Queen Risky’s sense of humor.

And much like Sky, She too didn’t display any realization that something had changed and followed Sky up to the hatchery, her steps now rocking out in big hip-bumping motions.

“Okay so-” Sky said, mostly to herself more than anyone else, “I left the bag right… sigh… okay which one of you guys snatched it?” She eyed the many birds that were milling about their respective perches.

Shantae followed her gaze, “Aw c’mon, these lil guys wouldn’t ever be thieves, would they?”

“Heh,” Sky grunted knowingly while raising an eyebrow at the frilly guardian; the sudden oddity of Shantae’s change in outfit to a sexy maid fetish costume went entirely unnoticed. “You’d be surprised, they-!”

“The annoying runt’s stupid friend keeps only harpies that are known by everyone as ‘Birdy-bitches.’ They are all sexy harpie babes that she feeds mouth to mouth and treats like sluts.”

“-are dirty little sluts that love stealing my stuff.” Sky huffed as she narrowed her eyes at the barely-clad harpies above her, all lounging around in sexy positions lazily. Half of them were unabashedly masturbating, while a few others were groping their racks, cawing and clucking and squawking in sexual delight.

Shantae, who had been unknowingly taken to cleaning up the place with her clearly fake and unusable dust stick, was jutting out her ass which, from how short her flared skirt was, couldn’t possibly hide, revealing markings on her cheeks that read “Ooh” on one, and “La La~” on the other in a fancy cursive.

“Hey! They’re Birdy-bitches, you know how they can get.” she shook her fat ass for a few moments before rising up, “Besides you chose to hous- why don’t you be my little good girl and do some sexy exercises for me? Get to it! -se them. You know birds enough to not be surprised by this.”

Rolling her eyes, Sky sighed, “Yeah~ I’m not surprised just freakin’ annoyed!” she began to jump in place and perform jumping jacks. Her large tits bounced atop her chest and launched out of her skullkini from a few of the rather springy jiggles, which revealed her light brown nipples to the air. Both her hands and her rack, created clapped sounds from them colliding against each other as the bikini was essentially just a plate to hold her tits, much like everyone else’s. “I give them a place to stay,” her breath grew heavy, “Feed them myself,” she licked her lips as a faint sheen of sweat began to shimmer across her skin. “And they take my stuff cause they’re all sluts and bitches! I knew I should’ve stuck with regular birds but noooo, Wench had to convince me otherwise...” To the side, a pink and blue harpie with a huge rack was busy using the handle of a wrench like a dildo, grinning in mischief upon hearing her name.

Risky chuckled to herself as she watched her toys play out their roles, it felt good to play god. An ever the most perverted god, “All harpies will do whatever she says as long as she performs a sexual act for them.” She truthed, thinking it would be rather fun to see the bird slut have to entertain the bird-sluts in order to get anything done.

[Co-Wrote with DogDog]