A devastating loss

...and it didn’t take long for Baelog and Brolin to take the lead. The cards kept coming, but it looked like our luck had gone for a wander. The two dwarves played like seasoned pros, each move revealing our amateur status. Round after round, they were leading, and no matter how we tried to turn the tide, the tide just wouldn’t turn.

Finally, Baelog leaned over and slapped a hand on my back as he revealed his cards.

“Ye played a fair game, laddie,” he quipped, the dwarven laughter already swelling around us. “But ye see, Brolin and I won, didnye! And now, there’s the matter of the tussle. Come ‘ere.”

Darn it, he was right, they did win fair and square. I had to uphold my end of the deal now, right?

A minute later, I was bent over the table with Baelog standing above me with a grin.

“Ach, ye’ve got more courage than a cave bear, laddie! I didn’t expect ye tae actually agree. Ye must be as curious as a bat in daylight about our dwarven ‘sausage’, aye?”
“What? No, I just... I uphold my end of the deal is all!”
“Aye, aye, most noble indeed!”, he grinned.

One swift movement was all it took for my pants to end up around my ankles, my naked rear exposed to the whole room!

“You filthy dwarf...”, Korant almost shouted, but I motioned him to stop.
“We lost fair and square, Korant, I have to do this”, I said, trying hard to remain composed.
“Ye see, I’m no ‘filthy’ dwarf, dear sir knight. I just like tae get what’s owed tae me, ye ken?”, Baelog added, landing a heavy hand on my ass and making me gasp. “Caught ye by surprise, ey?”
“N... No! I was just.... Aaah!”

Another heavy slap echoed through the room, making me gasp again to the dwarves’ amusement.

“Our Dwarven lasses, ye see, they do have a fondness for a firm hand tae keep ‘em in line. A hard plowin’ up the arse also does ‘em well! They cannae get enough, aye lads?”