A couple.

Well, shit. Just when things were starting to get interesting, they stop. The next day, Charlie shuts herself in her room most of the time, while Ed sits in his with the door open, working. You're pretty sure you catch him half considering making Charlie's selfie his desktop background until he thinks better of it. They do run into each other a few times but act like they normally do, except a little more **** maybe.

The day after that, Ed locks himself in the bathroom for way too long - you're pretty sure you know what he's up to in there. Charlie is back to prison warden mode, and knocks on the door, demanding that he hurry up and get back to work. She tells him he needs to be quick so he can focus, then heads to her room. You pray she's doing what you think she's doing, and - yep! You check their messages for this day, and there's another selfie!

hurry the fuck up nerd

fine

maybe thisll help you finish faster

The picture that follows is of Charlie lying on her back, on her bed. The camera is at her waist, angled back at her so that you can see from her hips to her lips. The hand not holding her phone is at her mouth, her middle finger extended, flirtatiously touching her bottom lip, and that arm has "accidentally" pushed up her baggy band T-shirt, revealing a smooth, toned belly you get the overwhelming urge to run your hand and/or tongue over.

Sure enough, Ed comes out of the bathroom pretty soon after that, with a very relaxed look on his face. And he does get back to writing - looks like the system works. Oh man... you hope this is going to become the system.

You zip through the footage while you find the messages for the next few days, when something weird stands out. The very next day the family are all having breakfast together in the kitchen when Ed looks at his phone and suddenly chokes on his cereal. Charlie watches him suffocate with a smug look on her face, while Mrs Morgan does the heimlich. Wait, did Charlie...? You find the message he saw while innocently eating his bran flakes.

surprise bitch

Holy FUCK. This time it looks like she took the photo in Ed's room - when the fuck did she manage that?? It's more of a close-up than the other selfies, from just under her eyes down to her shoulders. She's tightly gripping a gaming joystick that Ed uses for his flight simulators in both hands - and sensually licking up the side of it. Wow, look at her tongue... that side of the controller's really glistening, she really got it sloppy... jesus. You immediately save the image, feeling guilty but unable to resist. Then you look back at the photo and notice her shoulders - just skin. Is she fucking TOPLESS? HOLY FUCK.

Ed is very lucky that his step-mother doesn't notice how hard he is while she saves his life. Charlie gets even smugger when she notices the size of his bulge. While Ed coughs up the nearly lethal cereal, Charlie sends a couple more texts.

shoulda seen the look on ur face lol

go jack off then work ok

You really hope this escalates.