A couple of familiar faces

Chloe squinted at Kara, making Kara squirm.

“You’re not from Tess’s lot, are you?” the naked blonde said to the other naked blonde.

“Who?” Kara said.

“Lutessa Lena Luthor,” Chloe said. “She’s in the next field over. She thinks butts are the greatest gift. Heresy, if you ask me.”

“Lena?!” Kara squeaked.

Was that better or worse than what Lena was getting up to on her Earth?

After a couple of seconds, Choe apparently decided Kara’s confusion was genuine, and relaxed. Kara meanwhile still did her best to hide behind her arms.

“So, you wanted me?” Chloe said.

“Alright, er, have you heard of the multiverse?” Kara said.

Explaining the concept of multiple realities while stark naked in a field was a surprisingly tricky bit of multitasking. Kara stumbled her way through it, while Chloe looked at her, bewildered but hopefully believing her.

Of all the places to end up, it had to be here… This had better not be one of the Monitor’s tests.

What kind of person even made a cult dedicated to boobs anyway?!

“Well hello, new face,” someone said behind her. Kara jumped, whirling around, to see the Earth 167 equivalent to Sara Lance.

Oh. Well duh.

Judging by the torc she wore, this Sara definitely seemed to be in charge. It was the most any woman wore, a silver band around her neck and little else.

“Hi,” Kara squeaked. “Not staying. Just…”

“Pity,” Sara said, looking her up and down. “Still, I like to say hi to all new arrivals. You’re welcome to stay as long as you want.”

Yeah, and it had better not be long. Kara blushed as Sara walked away, before turning back to Chloe.

There were a lot of naked blondes around.

“Sorry, can’t help,” Chloe said.

“What?!” Kara squeaked. “You have to! The multiverse needs you!”

“Boobs will see us through,” Chloe said.

“I don’t think it works like that,” Kara said.

“You are one of Tess’s lot!”

Several eyes suddenly turned to focus on her. Kara yelped.

“No, no! I just don’t think any body part will be enough to save reality,” Kara said. “We need someone else who can help work with a Book, and apparently that’s suited to your skillset.”

“I don’t really do that kind of thing any more,” Chloe said

Yeah, the nudity probably gave that away. Kara blushed.

She needed to convince Chloe though. If she was this important that Kara had been sent to collect her, they really needed her.

This had absolutely better not be another test. She might side against the Monitor if it was.

A gong rang out. Chloe turned.

“Oh, lunch time!” Chloe said. “You’re welcome to stay.”

“Er…” Clark said. “I think I’d better be off,” Clark said.

Kara whimpered, torn.

Then someone else approached, and Kara nearly jumped out of her skin.

“MomP!” Kara yelped.

A familiar, dark-haired woman had approached them. Naked like everyone else here, though she at least seemed to be more embarrassed about it, cheeks red, an arm over her breasts and a hand over her core.

The woman looked at Kara strangely. Then, with no warning, reached out to pull Kara’s hand down, baring the blonde’s breasts as she looked at it.

Kara yelped, pulling her hand back.

“No Legion ring, so I doubt it,” the woman said.

“Huh?” Kara stammered.

“Lois,” the woman said. Kara blinked. “Get to you in a sec. Smallville! Heard you’d come here, you know I don’t like needing to visit Chloe.”

“Er, right,” Clark said, stumbling over his words. “Wasn’t planning on staying, she just needed help. I was coming right back.”

Lois breathed a sigh of relief. Kara still stumbled over her words.

“And you?” Lois said, turning back to Kara. “Not-daughter?”

“Kara Zor-El,” Kara said.

“You’re really not,” Lois said.

“No, she is,” Clark interjected. He coughed. “Multiple universes. Apparently. She needed help to find Chloe.”

Lois paused. She seemed poised to ask more questions, before she shifted and felt the grass move against her bare feet. She looked down, reminding herself of her predicament, before deciding that maybe satisfying her curiosity wasn’t her most pressing concern just then.

“Alright. Well. Great to see ya Chloe, but I’m off. Smallville?” Lois said.

“With you,” Clark said. “Kara, you coming back?”

Kara faltered.

It was tempting. She turned around, seeing Chloe’s bare behind as she walked off to an outside table, occupied almost entirely by naked women.

Yeah, not staying in this place where she was expected to be naked definitely seemed like the better choice. Then again, the Monitor had ordered her to come here…