A clumsly dive

Lauren squealed as she fell through the air. Everyone watched laughed and jeered as she spastic ally windmilled her limbs, screaming the whole way down. Lauren saw the water coming up towards her, then...

SPLOOSH!

Lauren hit the water in an ungraceful cannonball, causing a huge splash of water. A moment later she reemerged, sputtering and gagging from the water. Everyone laughed as Lauren dog paddled to the shore. Jade and her friends came down to meet her on the shore as she emerged...

Lauren dragged herself from the water like a half drowned rat. Her perfectly done hair hung limply and dripping on her head. Her makeup had washed away. But that wasn't what everyone was staring at.

When Lauren hit the water, the impact knocked loose her improvised falsies. So, as she came up on the shore she was trailing two mushy trails of toilet paper trailing out of her now flattened chest. There was a moment of silence as everyone stared at Lauren, who finally noticed their gazes and raised a confused eyebrow.

"...What?"