A catastrophic error

I relax in the chair, browsing on my phone. After twenty minutes, Simone comes through the door she entered before, accompanied by a slightly older woman in a nice business suit. They both look a little ashen-faced.

"Well, Mr. Carlson." Simone clears her throat. "I received the results from your assessment. It seems I'm supposed to give you this." She places a laminated card on her desk and slides it my way.

"What is it?" I ask curiously, picking it up and reading the words along the top. "'Writ of Free Use'?"

"Possession of this card grants you the right to approach any woman within this facility and demand sexual favors from her, as long as doing so would not place her in mortal peril or bodily harm," says the other woman, shaking her head. "I can't say I've ever heard of such a thing before, but it's what the damned machine spit out."

While she's speaking, I'm scanning the fine print. "No expiration date," I say. "Also, no mention of a facility. Are you sure this card isn't also applicable on the outside?"

"Fuck!" Simone says in a harsh whisper. "There's no fucking way--" The other woman places a hand on her shoulder to silence her.

"If you could wait a few more minutes, Mr. Carlson, we can get a clarification on that for you," she says.

"Alright," I respond. She and Simone disappear behind the door once more.

The minutes drag on. Other people come and go. Finally, the older woman appears, alone. Her face looks utterly defeated. "There are no restrictions on the writ," she says slowly. "Neither time...nor place. As long as you're within the national borders, you're free to demand sexual satisfaction from any woman, and they are obligated to fulfill it under penalty of law."

My hands shake slightly as I look down at the card--perhaps one of the most valuable items in existence. When I walked into the BoSS building an hour ago looking for a quick fuck, I never imagined something like this happening! Sexual fulfillment, indeed! But now the big question: What do I do first? Or perhaps more accurately, who do I do first?