A TON OF GOLD! oh and also a dragon

The light from the bolt a split across the room, reflected off of what seems like a million gold, silver and various other valuable pieces. You bash your toe off of something large and curse in frustration, but as you look down you realize that "thing" was actually a ruby larger than your entire fist "I-I'm rich!" You yell to the heavens as you pick up the large gemstone and admire it's grandeur in the light of the...... Wait where is this light coming from?

"FWOOOSSHHH" a giant stream of fire suddenly erupts all around you, the air is torn from the room for a moment and you feel your clothes catch flame. "What the fuck?!" You scream, dropping and rolling on the ground as the flames die down. When you finally extinguish yourself and climb to your feet (your clothes now in charred tatters) you come face to face with a dragon..... Yes a fucking dragon.

"YOU DARE TRY TO STEAL FROM MY HOARD HUMAN FILTH" he roars at you, his body towers over you by at least two stories, you can see the giant muscles twitching and flexing underneath his red and black scales "I-i-i.... I'm so.. SILENCE" he commands, cutting you off. "THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE STILL AMONG THE LIVING IS BECAUSE I FIND YOUR BODY... SUITABLE FOR MY NEEDS" oh Christ why does this always happen to you.

"NOW YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES" he rumbles, flames flickering from his jowls "EITHER PRESENT YOURSELF AS MY EGG BEARER OR AS MY LATEST MEAL" well looks like it's time to make a choice