A Strange Dimension

"Urgh... my head..." I weakly mumbled as I tried to get myself off the floor. As I looked down however I was startled to see my own refection staring back at me, as if I was looking into a clear lake. Shocked and with my adrenaline now pumping, I bolted up from where I was laying only to realize I was no longer in my own house. Instead, everywhere I looked seemed to be empty except for the darkness of the sky and the body of water that replaced any typical floor. Oh, and the tall, voluptuous, purple, woman who was standing right Infront of me.

"BE NOT AFRAID MY CHILD" The woman before me said, in a voice that simultaneously sounded like a whisper and a roar. Her long white dress showing off her assets was almost as eye grabbing as her speech. "FOR I AM THE GODESS EROS, THE GODDESS OF SEX AND PLEASURE, AND YOU ARE IN MY REALM! I HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE TO BE MY CHAM-"

She was cut off by my loud fearful screaming.

"...Oh shit of course he would react like this" Eros said, dropping her intense voice for one that sounded much more natural. "Hey, Hey! look at me I won't... uh... what do humans fear again? I won't eat you? Look just stop screaming and let me explain."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I continued screaming.

"okay, the old fashioned way then." She sighed, before I felt a palm slap across my face. "There that seemed to work!" she gladly declared smiling at herself, "Man I am such a smart, hot AND humble God." she boasted to herself, forgetting I was even there.

"Um... excuse me" "I reluctantly interrupted, "But.. who the fuck are you! Why am I here? Did you say you were God! DID I JUST GET BITCHSLAPPED BY GOD!"

"Well as I said before, I'm Eros, the Goddess of sex, lust, perversion, pleasure etc., technically I and all my brothers and sisters are just fragments of the one supreme God and his will, but I don't have all millennia to explain the truth of divinity and creation and all that boring shit to you right now. And yes, I did slap you, but it was the only way to stop your constant screeching."

"Okay..." I cautiously replied, feeling only slightly less confused than before, "but you still didn't answer why I'm here?"

"Oh yeah that." Eros dismissively waved her hand. "You're going to be my mortal champion!"