A Park Ranger

It was starting out to be a normal beautiful day walking in the forest. Your name is Ranger Joe, yeah like that guy off Yogi Bear, and their is nothing you like more than walking around in the peaceful forest away from those annoying teenagers. While on your walk you notice a weird glowing red rock (a.k.a. Red Kryptonite) and decide to pick it up. When you do , you feel a weird sort of tingling energy going through your body. It only last a few seconds then just stops.

'That was strange but, hey this is Smallville,' you think to yourself. You put the rock in your left pocket and go about your day.