A Hole New World

"What the hell!?" Sarah twiddled with her elven ears. She looked down at her black cloak and hunting bow in her hand.

They appeared to at the edge of a forest, with a path that seemed to lead towards a medieval looking city far off into the distance.

Someway somehow, the Secret Club and Lexter had been transported into a different place, and it seemed like the setting of Dungeons & Dickriding!

"Guys I have armor!" Sophie squealed, holding up a longsword.

"These robes are a bit... loose for me..." Wendy noted, pulling her robe lightly to the side to reveal her boobs easily.

"Um guys? Are we in... a fantasy medieval world?" Ashley questioned in her mage attire, "Like... Dungeons and Dickriding?"

"This is impossible..." Sarah clamored, "Did Lina put **** in our food!?"

"Of course I didn't!" came a familiar voice.

"Miss Lina!?" the girls said in unison.

Lexter's stepmother, Lina, appeared before them in white priestess robes. She was likely a healer class, something the four friends' party had desparately needed in that fight against the goblins.

"Am I dreaming.,.?" came another familiar voice that walked up behind Lina.

Dressed in bard clothing, Lexter had seemed to also have been thrown into this mess.

"So we're like... in Dungeons and Dickriding, for real for real??" Ashley panicked, "How does this make any sense?"

"Well, we should worry less about what makes sense, and figure a way out of this mess," Wendy spoke, "Lexter, do you have any ideas?"

Lexter looked around his surroundings, taking in the fantasy scenery... as well as the scantily dressed beautiful women. He wasn't exactly in a rush to get out of here, but then he noticed that he didn't have any of his gadgets with him. This could be bad, he thought to himself. As much as he loved the view, he couldn't risk any actual danger.

"It seems to be we've been trapped in some alternate dimension where Dungeons and Dickriding is real..." Lexter said, pacing around, "We should see if magic is real in this world, because that is most likely our way out if this is true to the narrative..."

"Let's head into town and gather some information," Lexter decided, "Then we can form a plan of action."

"Sounds good to me!" Sophie chirped.

"I'll just follow your lead dear," Lina spoke, "I'm not too familiar with these, fantasy things you and your friends play..."

"No worries Lina, just stay close," Lexter said, grabbing her by the waist and pulling her close.

"Oh my Lexter! You're different today!" Lina gasped, but not resisting at all.

Oh shit that's right, my Mind Watch isn't here, Lexter frowned. He'll have to be careful not to cross any lines that would damage his relationship with Lina.

The group began to set off for the city, unaware that a dark presence was watching over them, smiling.