A Creedence Clearwater Revival tribute band

The guitar and drums began jangling as the audience looked closer at Dylan and his naked dance partner with writing all over her. Mallory decided to go for a harder-rock direction for the reunion, and recruited the local CCR tribute band "The Best Part of Waking Up is Fogerty in Your Cup" for the entertainment. They decided to open with the track "Pagan Baby" - though the vocalist saw it fit to change the lyrics a bit given the situation.

"Naked lady... won't you waltz with me?

Naked lady ... come on home with me.

Naked lady ... take me for a ride.

Roll me, baby ... with your big brown eyes."

Jessica grimaced at these lyrics (her eyes weren't brown, were they?), but so far everything seemed tame. She and Dylan were holding each other's hands and engaging in a slow waltz as Dylan had his hand on the small of her back. She didn't fail to notice, however, how his hand rubbed it with circles, and soon enough she felt it slowly fall down until he was very clearly grabbing her ass as they danced.

The next verse went without incident (although Jessica squirmed at the insistence that she "spread [her] love on" the singer), but then the solo started and everyone on the dance floor started speeding up.

Dylan quickly let go of her and started high-stepping up and down as though he were doing an aerobic exercise. Jessica was clinging on to Dylan for dear life at this point, so she got the gist and did the same thing, almost sweating to the point where she was afraid her makeup might come off.

Soon enough, the solo was over and the two were back to feel-copping waltzing for the rest of the song. Jessica decided not to be too passive, so in an effort to reclaim some dignity she unbuttoned Dylan's shirt halfway down until the song was finally over.