A Boring Friday Night

It's Friday night and I'm bored shitless. So I go into my bathroom to put on my makeup. Black lipstick, heavy eyeliner yada yada yada. Just what in the Billy Bob fuck am I gonna do tonight. There are no good bands playing at the clubs tonight unless your into 80's hair metal cover bands. Now I got nothing against 80s glam metal in fact I like it. But I prefer the real thing.

Then a light bulb goes on in my head. I'll make a self ballbusting video and put it on the internet! I light the candles in my room and get my cameras in place. Then I strip nude, only wearing my black leather choker collar with a pentagram on the front. I take a baseball and put it in a sock. Then I check my camera angles with my laptop as I get on my knees on my bed. After getting the camera angles right it's showtime.

Holding my cock to my stomach so it's out of the way I take some practice swings with the sock with a baseball in it. Just to make sure I'm on target. It's a nice warm night so my light pink scrotum is hanging low and loose.

Then WHAM! I nail my nuts with the baseball as hard as I can." OACH!" At first I straighten my body out but as the agony begins to fully set in I hunch over cupping my balls. Laying on the bed I roll around from the excruciating pain, a feeling of nausea begins. I roll on my stomach then my back with my knees close to my boobs." Acht, acht" my balls really hurt! "OoH Oww Wow wow!" I continue writhing on the bed in blissful agony." Uouch that was right in my nuts."

With my testicles still aching I sit up on the bed and start masterbating. Looking straight into the camera jerking my cock with one hand and massaging my sore nuts with the other hand." Ooh my sore balls. Oww my nuts! Woowoo my cajones! Ooh my poor berries! Ohh now I know why baseball players wear cups! My balls my balls!"

I'm about too shoot a full load." I think I'm gonna cum! Ooh yes I'm gonna cum!!" I jerk my eight inch dick even faster, my testicles still aching. I fire off my goo. My cum flies out like a volcano erupting.

After I cum I light a cigarette I watch myself on my laptop. From my facial expressions of my eyes bugging out then closing real tight to my O face. My writhing and rolling around on my bed. And last but not least to the way my eyes crossed as hot goo flew out of my cock as I looked at the camera. I'm satisfied wuth my video and send it out to several porn web sites. That's what I did on Friday night.