A Big one ;)

You pick the largest one up, it's a longer one..

It's a ..

You drop it as you realize what it is.. it's a ..

You bend down, picking it up from under the table.. still trying to figure out what to do with this information.. that your girlfriend ordered a.. and such a big one! It must be like 7, 8,.. the box says it's 9 inches.. what could she possibly use it f..

*smack*

-Good morning love~ - you didn't notice Sophie waking up and coming up behind you.. she gives your butt a playful slap as she greets you, something she did quite often nowadays..

You jump a little at the sudden slap, and hit your head against the table, then realize you got caught snooping around her mail, your cheeks getting red with embarrassment, your other cheeks from pain.. you quickly scramble to get up and stand facing her, looking up her curvy body, her pajamas slightly askew, letting you see one of her shoulders fully.. her brown hair still messy as she just woke up, her deep brown eyes drilling into you, a little smile playfully creeping up to her face..

-What are you doing baby? Is that..