3- Four Cards

Chad took the dice and rolled, the three making him groan. Still, he happily moved the six spaces. He looked at the draw four with resentment. "Well fuck." Chad hesitently took all of the cards at once.

"Leg Day: Once a year you fuck anyone you see with nice legs. 15 Points." Chad took in a long breath as he tried to ignore the ideas in his mind. He didn't want to have to do that.

"Tight: Anything you wear will appear to be three sizes too small, even if it isn't. 5 Points." Chad looked down at the Jockstrap that once held everything in was now exposing his balls and dick. Covering only a portion. The good part was that it didn't feel tight. Even if it looked stretched.

"Assthetic: Bigger ass, better blast. 10 Points." Chad sat still, waiting for something to happen. When he felt nothing he shrugged, perhaps it didn't change him.

"Sex Stinks: Sex has a smell, and you reek of it 24/7. 20 Points." Mark looked over at Chad and laughed. "What?"

"Like any of us will notice, between me and Mr Skank Ass I doubt anything will change." Chad merely smiled.