1st

My back was leaning against the fence as I sat atop the bleachers while watching the other students practice. It was after school and there was nothing for me to really do unless I counted homework, which I didn’t.

The boys coach was yelling at the football team as they ran drills and the cheerleaders practicing at the bottoms of the stands.

Then as I was considering finding the school pot dealer, it happened.

Congratulations host for acquiring the E.N.F. System. You have been randomly chosen.

Scanning host…

Scan completed.

Aren’t you a lucky bitch?

Okay, what’s happening? And did I just get called a bitch?

Commencing introduction…

Introduction?

I look around to see if anyone else freaking out, but things appeared normal. But the voice continued.

The E.N.F., or Embarrassed Nude Female, System is designed to humiliate females until they accept that nudity is their natural state of dress.

Eww! No way will I be participating in something like this. How do I get out of it?

We are aware that the host may be hesitant as the host is female herself. The possibility of the host being female was anticipated.

Really? Good! Because I don’t want this-

The host has two options.

Option 1. The host can accept the system and help humiliate women for personal and financial gain.

Option 2. The host can deny the system, whereupon a subsystem will be placed upon her that will randomly put her in embarrassing nude situations for the rest of her life on a daily basis. The host shall only receive financial gain and skills negative to her sanity. A new host shall then be found for the main E.N.F. System.

Both options will eventually lead to the host’s permanent nudity.

Which option does the host choose?

Uh. Well if that’s the case, I choose…