1990s

Natasha looked around. The warmth on her bare skin told her that it was probably spring or summer, she had thought she was in the countryside upstate but looking around her she could see trees, and behind them towering buildings.

"Great." she sighed, "I'm in Central Park." she knew she could not stay where she was, not least because there were the sounds of people coming closer. So the nude superspy ran for a bush, diving behind it. The bush scratched her skin slightly, but she **** herself deeper into cover just as a group of teenagers came into view.

Natasha took stock of them- Spice Girls t-shirts, Will Smith playing on a boombox, everything about them told Natasha she was in the nineties.

Once the group had passed by, Natasha got up again and headed towards the edge of the park, hoping that somewhere in New York she would be able to get some clothes. Maybe she could even contact SHIELD somehow, get picked up somewhere.

Natasha reached the city, and from the cover of another bush she looked out. There were a lot more people than she was comfortable being naked in front of; shoppers, tourists and other people flooded the streets, cars and taxis filled the road. She counted several dozen people who would have eyes on her if she took one more step. But the alternative appeared to be staying in this bush until midnight when there might be a few less.

"Damn." Natasha whispered to herself, "I could really use a good distraction."

There was a burst of flame from a nearby building, glass shattering and raining on the streets, sending people scattering. A woman with flowing blonde hair, dressed in a red and blue suit, flew through the explosion. Natasha recognised Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel was in pursuit of a woman on the street, a woman who veered into the park right by Natasha. Making a quick decision, Natasha leapt from cover, wrapped her legs around the woman in a ****-hold and **** her to the ground.

Captain Marvel floated down to the grass and looked at Natasha, who was standing up from the woman she had subdued, and who now surprisingly was changing colour; her pink skin went green, and her ears developed points.

"What the hell?" Natasha gasped.

"Skrull." Captain Marvel explained, "Most of them it turns out are harmless, but a few have taken a more **** view on wanting a planet, and rather than give the Kree a reason to hunt them down, I'm trying to quietly stop them myself."

"What part of being quiet involves you blowing a hole in a building?"

"Sometimes these things can't be helped. Why are you naked?"

"Oh, jeez." Natasha had temporarily forgotten her lack of clothes, and she quickly covered herseld with her hands.

"Anyway, I've got to get going." Captain Marvel smiled.

"Wait!" Natasha removed a hand from her breasts and held it up to gesture Captain Marvel to stop, "Well, you know, with me being naked and all... Could you help me out?"