“Yes, that was pretty good for a first try,” a new voice dryly admitted.

Original Chapter by AkaB

“That was pretty good for a first try,” a new voice dryly admitted. “Good to see you proactively developing useful skills for future missions, Sakura.”

It was a good thing that Sakura had just emptied her bladder, because the she would have otherwise peed herself at the sound of that voice. Slowly, with a sense of impending doom bearing down on her, she turned around. A small part of her shocked brain noticed that Hinata had dived behind the boys to hide, even though the other girl was the only one 'dressed'. Finally, she'd turned around to see one of the last people she'd ever hope to meet here, in front of maybe only her parents and Ino.

“Yo,” Kakashi boredly said, lazily raising a hand in greeting.

Sakura couldn't help it. Her eyes ducked down, and then up again. Her sensei was wearing two towels. Of course, being Kakashi, one of those towels was draped around his head so that it covered one eye. And the other towel was draped over his nose and mouth, hiding that. He wasn't wearing anything below his neck.

Sakura's near-eidetic memory carefully filed away the sight of her teacher's thick, dangling, adult-sized penis in the recesses of her mind. She might think about it later, but right now the last thing she wanted to be thinking about when her sensei was looking at her was his unhidden cock. She probably would have shut down completely if it hadn't still been flaccid.

“Well, this is not what I expected to see when I went for a bath today,” Kakashi idly noted, his one uncovered eye roving around the naked boys (who were all, except for Shikamaru and the socially oblivious Naruto and Lee, trying to nonchalantly cover their erections, and failing miserably at it). His eye rolled back to the naked girl facing him as he calmly added, “You can-” his voice trailed off, and he made a vague motion with his hand.

Sakura stared at him for a few moments, trying to figure out what he meant. He just looked back at her, with his visible eyebrow raised.

After a few more seconds, she pulled out of the shock of being caught doing something so vulgar in front of an authority figure (even as bad an authority figure as Kakashi), and hesitantly looked down. For the first few seconds, her sharp brain refused to admit what she was seeing. Eventually reality took hold.

She still had her knees bent and her two hands down there, spreading her labia like she putting her pussy on display for her team leader.

'Oh god, why can't I die!?' Inner Sakura screamed, wishing for a moment that she was corporeal so that she could stab herself right there and then.

Sakura slowly released her hold on her pussy lips, her brain still not firing on all cylinders as she looked at a man who she'd see at training tomorrow and almost every day for the rest of her life until she at least made Chūnin. A man who knew what her spread-open pussy looked like. She opened her mouth to say something. Anything. But every time she tried to speak, no sounds came out.

Naruto came to the rescue.

“Sensei! Are you here for the mixed-bathing as well? You want to join us? Sakura doesn't mind, she's been super cool about showing her body off! She was even cool with letting Hinata do this 'skinship' thing to her, it looked like it was fun!”

Naruto sucked at rescues.

After a few moments, Kakashi did that eye-smile thing of his as he said, “Really? Well, is that so, Sakura?”

Sakura managed a strangled gasp this time. Giving up on speaking, she nodded instead. She knew that lying to Kakashi was about as likely to work as her winning a wet t-shirt competition on 'busty girl appreciation night'. She also knew that if anyone here would know what skinship was (both the innocent kind that mothers did, and the not so innocent kind she'd let Hinata do to her), it'd be a guy who read porn in public. Even so, she was stubborn enough and out-of-ideas enough to keep playing her hand even when she had no cards left to put down.

“In that case, with a mature outlook like that you should be okay with me signing us up for some of the missions we don't normally offer to first year genin?”

“New missions?” Naruto interrupted. “Do we get to save princesses in them, or are they more of those stupid fence stripping and painting ones?”

“Stripping may be involved, yes.” Kakashi amiably agreed. “But let's not worry about that later on. It's our day off, after all.”

Sakura swallowed, trying to wet her extremely dry throat. Oh hell, what kind of missions would she be sent on!?

Still, she couldn't afford to admit to her lies in front of the boys. It's not like doing so would change Kakashi's mind on whatever he had planned anyway, so her best bet was to stick with pretending she was a happy nudist and hope he didn't say anything. "Th-that's fine with me!" she blurted out.