“If your mom and your girlfriend switched bodies…”

Just another peaceful afternoon at my place. Me and my bud Felix are in my room playing Fortnite and just shooting the breeze.

“Man, I love playing as Kim.” Felix says as he has the Kardashian run down a hill and hit a pose with each pivot.

“I don’t get why you wanna play as her.” I say.

“You don’t?”

“Yeah.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay Eddie, look.” He says as he puts her in a squat and slaps his knee. “Goddamn amazing!”

“Yeah, I guess.”

“What do you mean ‘I guess’?!”

“I’m not looking at my character’s butt, dude. I’m focusing on the action!”

“Yeah, cuz you’re playing some fucking nobody. You can’t tell me you haven’t been glancing at her. You’ve been playing pretty shit!”

“Shut up! I don’t care about her. At all!”

“Bro, you can not tell me you wouldn’t be so down if she were here standing in front of you!”

“That is a different situation… Like, how’d she get here…”

“Fuck!” Felix shouts as his character falls over dead. Ha! I’m still in this.

He leans back and sighs. “Fuck man, if she was right in front of me. You know what I would do?”

“You wouldn’t do a goddamn thing you loser.”

“Nah bro, you’re the loser! You’re not gonna do a goddamn thing!”

“Probably. Fuck!” I am a loser now, though not as bad as Felix.

Felix jolts back up. We’re in the game again but he’s also raring to continue. “Eddie bro! Come on. What if she was right here, and just like, super horny! Begging for your dick! Don’t tell me you wouldn’t go for it!”

“Heh, I—,” I notice just in time. “Nah bro, I got Gina! She’s beautiful and better than any bimbo celebrity. I’m so lucky to have her!

Gina walks by my door taking a slight peek into my room.

As you might have guessed, Gina is my girlfriend. Slim, athletic, and a very fit body. She’s working towards a career in health and fitness, and she is a youth coach at the rec center. Right now she’s hanging at my place because she has a class to teach a little later and the center is a block over.

Listen, I would be hanging out with her right now but I was already gaming with Felix and it’s not a big deal to her. She happy to just hang around and get a little work done while here. Honestly, she is an amazing girlfriend and an absolute saint for putting up with me. If I could complain about anything it’s that I wish she had some boob, but other than that she’s perfect!

She smiles at me as she passes and I smile back.

“Fucking lame dude…”

As soon as she’s gone I punch Felix in the shoulder.

“Ahh! What the fuck dude! You’re making me miss!”

“What are you trying to do? Get me in trouble?!” I exclaim relatively hushed.

“Just a ‘what if’, dude. Nothing serious…”

I sigh. “You’re fine… Just bad timing…”

A silence sustained solely by Felix restraining his eagerness to continue his thought.

“…But you would give it to her, right? Get nasty, fuck her face, pull her hair, call her a slut, the whole nine yards?”

Right then my mom walks in carrying a laundry basket. She gives Felix a stare but before she can turn to me I’m already up ready with my dirty clothes.

“Thank you honey.” She says.

“Do you need any help Mom? I can take the load for you.”

“No, you don’t need to bother. I’m feeling fine today.”

“You sure?”

“Yes! You and Felix just keep playing your games.” She says as she leaves.

My mom has reached that stage of her life, and it’s been kicking her some. Throughout her life she’s never made an effort to keep fit so some of the changes she’s experiencing have been tiring her out. Lack of energy, soreness, stiffness, as well as some weight gain. But she hasn’t let it get her down as she’s been working towards improving herself.

She been getting help from Gina and it’s been a great bonding experience for them. Gina’s commitment to a healthy lifestyle is something Mom likes a lot about her. Makes her wish she was as active as Gina when she was young. But, I can see why she was never thought to work out much. She’s always looked pretty good, and even now she got that proper MILF aesthetic going for her.

“Man, don’t say gross things around my mom…” I pick up my controller waiting to jump back in. “…but if given the chance, yeah…”

“Ha, guess it’s not so gross!”

I sigh, and soon enough I start groaning. Maybe I shouldn’t indulged him. I really should have indulged him now because he’s seriously going off on these stupid ‘what ifs’! Just on and on and on!

“What if you shut up already.” I finally say.

“What’s the matter?”

“These are just stupid.”

“Yeah? Alright. I guess you want something…thought-provoking?” He clears his throat. “What if your mom and your girlfriend switched bodies…”

“Yeah, yeah, ‘And the only way to switch them back is to…’, I know the fucking question! Don’t hit me with something so stupid and dated!” I growl.

“Haha! Come on dude, what if—”

“Shut the fuck up!”

“What, you scared of a little hypothetical? Can’t even hear the whole thing. What if I’m not actually gonna say what your thinking, ey?” Felix teases, not even caring that he just lost again.

“Shut up!”

Felix puts down his controller and wiggles his fingers at me. “Wiggity Wiggity woo~ Your mom and your girlfriend switched bodies and the only way to switch them back is to fuck one of them. Who do you chose?”

I suck in air. Enduring and keeping my composure.

“I ain’t answering it.”

“Okay…What if…”

We continue playing and going over more stupid questions. There’s quite a bit of commotion around the house but it doesn’t bother me enough to investigate. Gina runs passed my room. Probably needs the bathroom.

And suddenly, screaming! I’m spooked enough to spring up.

Mom and Gina rush into my room at the same time. They’re frantic, incoherently shouting and motioning at each other and everywhere else.

“Stop! Stop!” I wave my hands to get them to calm down. They quiet down though panic still stews underneath. “What happened?”

“Honey, sweetie,” says Gina.

“Hmm?”

“Babe,” says my mom…

“Uhh, Mom, why—”

“No, no…It’s…I’m Gina.” Says Mom bringing her hand to her chest.

“A-And I’m your mother, Jackie.” Says Gina one had desperately clutching the other.

“…What the fuck is this man?”I say chuckling. “Some kind of stupid prank?”

Mom rushes over to my clear side. “Eddie, really. It’s me, Gina! Listen.” She cups her hand over my ear and starts whispering. “Last night we were having sex and I stuck my finger in you butthole because I know how much you love getting tickled there.”

“Whoa, whoa, wait! Don’t say…Mom?” My panic turns into panicked confusion.

Now Gina rushes up to me grabs my hands with both of her. “I swear Eddie. It’s me, your mother. And I can prove it to you.” She says her eyes starting to water. “Remember when you were a toddler, you never wanted to leave Mommy’s side. You would have such a loud tantrum if I left the room, and you would wet yourself demanding that I return to take care of you!”

“Gina! What the fu— Why would you bring that up in front of fucking Felix!! AAGGHH!!” I throw my head back and slap my hands on my face.

“I’m sorry, but it’s really me honey. Your mother!” Says Gina.

“And it’s me, Gina.” Says Mom.

Gradually I lower my arms. With deep slow breaths I try taking it all in.

My mom and my girlfriend have actually switched bodies… What the fuck… What the fuck?!

Felix!! Fucking Felix!!! I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM!!!

But just as I’m about turn around and kick his teeth in, there’s a loud crash. My window is shattered, and Felix is gone.

“We have to WHAT?!” The ladies scream at the same time absolutely livid.

“Don’t yell at me! I’m not responsible for this!” I defend myself.

“Why would you even be talking about gross things like that!” Gina, in my mom’s body, yells and she start whaling on me.

She deals quick strikes on my shoulder as I turned away and covered my face. But just as quick as she started her attack weakens and she start panting.

“Hwooh, whoa, I’m tired so fast.” Pants Gina. “Jackie, please take over for me?”

“Yes, alright.” Says Mom, in Gina’s body, as she immediately goes for an attack. As I’m turning back she punches hitting my cheek, way harder than she probably intended. “Oh my God! I’m sorry honey!”

“Aauuhh!! Stop hitting me please! We— We don’t even know if that’s how it works!”

“Then why are you wasting time with that bullshit instead of finding an actual solution!” Screams Gina.

“You have to understand, dear. This is all very distressing and we’d like you to be more considerate.” Says my mom.

Goddamn it… That can’t be it… There’s gotta be something else…Do I really have to fuck one of them to change them back? Who do I even choose?!

I brush my hand through my hair, thinking. “There are like, movies about this kind of thing. How do they get out of it?”

“Like Freaky Friday? I haven’t seen it.” Gina responds indignantly.

“Those movies are usually about each person learning a lesson and coming to accept the differences of the other person. The lesson is often obvious. At least from an outside perspective.” Says Mom. She glances at me hoping for an answer.

“I don’t think there’s any obvious tension. You two get along really well. At least I haven’t noticed any problems.” I answer.

“Yeah, you’re more the problem if anything.” Jabs Gina.

“How?!”

“What if we look on the internet? Maybe ask a few websites?” My mom suggests.

“I don’t think you’re gonna like their answers.” I say hoping she doesn’t inquire further.

We sink into a depressed silence.

“Hey! What if this is just temporary? Maybe you’ll go back to normal in like an hour, or a day, or, or something?” I suggest with stupid optimism.

“And what if it’s not?” Gina says grimly.

“What if there’s no way to switch back?” Mom says despondently. “How do we live like this…We can’t live like this…”

“How am I gonna continue school? Continue my career? Or even stay with you?” Says Gina becomes more and more angry.

“How am I going to live with this? With what I’ve taken away from Gina?” My mom says on the verge of breaking down.

“I got a met soon! What the fuck am I going to do?!” Gina exclaims.

Before I can do anything Gina turns and leaves my room, and my mom exits right after. They’ve both left each going in a different direction.

I guess this is it… Who do I go after?