“I AM a real woman!”

“I AM a real woman!” Lauren insisted

“Yeah, that’s why everyone was calling you Tiny Tits” Dennis laughed

“That’s.. they were just jealous!” Lauren said, getting flustered

“Well I tell you what, why don’t you prove it?” Charlotte said

“H-how am I supposed to do that?” Asked Lauren

“Well here you are, completely naked in a night club full of eager and good looking men, why not get a kiss off one of them?” Charlotte said

“Well, erm…” Lauren stuttered

“If you’re a REAL woman it shouldn’t be a problem” Charlotte said

“Pfft no problem, I could get any guy here” Lauren said, her tipsy cockiness getting the better of her again

Lauren looked around, how was she gonna do this??