“He had an accident”

“Well…” Coach Monty said. “Dick had a little accident if you know what I mean. That’s why he needed to wear his gym clothes all day. I suggest having him wear extra protection next time. We don’t want another incident like this to happen again.”

Mrs Little nodded. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again. Thank you for letting me know. Come on, Dick, let’s go. Get in the car.”

Dick nodded as he started getting in the car. “Wait,” Coach Monty said. “I’m afraid that Dick is wearing school property. He can’t leave the premises with them on. I can return them to his locker.”

Dick’s eyes widened. “Take them off,” Mrs Little said. “Come on, we don’t have time for you to wait.”

“Mom, please,” Dick said. “I don’t want to be naked.”