“Epic” battle

Tara readied her fists, slightly crouched down her knees, and ran as fast as she could towards Romanicus. She moved her arm backwards and punched him with in the chest with all her might, knocking him backwards. He wiped the blood from his mouth, and grinned. “Not a bad start, Steam Knight.”

… While a surprised Ophelia stood there with Tara fist still in her chest. “What kind of weak punch was that? That barely hurt.”

“I guess she doesn’t really exercise much.” Said Jake. “You’ve seen those skinny little arms.”

“I’ll show you that I’m a worthy ally, Romanicus!” Shouted Tara, as she continued making soft punches on Ophelia’s chest.

“So I suppose we have to prove ourselves to you two in order to progress, right?” Moaned Jake.

“Seems that way. If we just-“ Explained Andrew, before being tackled by Jake.

“Sorry, dude.” Spoke Jake as he put Andrew in a chokehold. “But I don’t intend to spent the rest of the day following some weirdo, so if we could move this part along, that would be nice.”

“But we don’t have to actua-“ choked Andrew.

Seeing the struggle, Ophelia stormed at Jake. “Andrew! Let him go, you-!”

Only for Tara to jump on her back, her arms clawing in Ophelia’s tank top and her legs wrapped around her torso. “Oh, you’re not going anywhere, big guy! Orion, keep Kalza on the ground. This won’t take long.” Ophelia dropped to her back, in a attempt to free herself from her assailant. Instead, Tara clawed her hands even deeper in the tank top, tearing it apart and exposing her purple bra and DD cups.

“What the hell?” Ophelia shouted. Losing her grip, Tara laid down on the ground.

Slowly getting back on her feet, Tara readied her feet once more. “Get ready for my coup de grâce, barbarian.” She moved her hands back…

And made jazz hands.

“Eh?”

Meanwhile, in the game, fire collected around her arms, creating a small fire ball. Growing to the size of a watermelon, she jumped and threw it at Romanicus, knocking him flat. “Impressive. I yield, it’s clear as day that you aren’t any run of the mill fighter. You have our allegiance, Steam Knight.”

“Yes, we did it, Orion!” Cheered Tara, raising a fist in the air.

“I, erm, yeah. I guess we showed them.” Said Jake, surprised how suddenly it had ended.

“He did hurt me a bit, though. Mind if you use your staff on me later? It’s up to you which staff you want to use.” Giggle Tara, once more enjoying her eufemism. “So, what’s next, Orion?”