“And no clothes at all when making coffee”

Smirking, you bring the book with you out to the kitchen to clarify why Ann has suddenly decided to write diary entries about her underwear-situation.

When you enter the kitchen, however, you pause. You can’t believe this coincidence. At the coffee machine - fully nude, is Ann making your morning cup of coffee.

“Did you see what I wrote?! How did you do that?!” you ask dumbfounded.

“What are you talking about honey?” she answers casually.

“Why did you take your clothes off??”

“Well everybody knows you gotta take your clothes off when making coffee. What’s so weird about that?” she grins and looks at you skeptically.

“You’re joking. Why would that be a rule?”, you say in shock. This has to be a practical joke of some sort. But how could she pull something like that off?

“Well maybe it’s got something to do with hygiene? I don’t know actually… never thought anything strange about it”, she shrugs and turns toward the kitchen counter.

Flabbergasted, you take a seat and open the book again. Fine, if she wants to be a practical joker, let’s see her pull this one off.