“Ahh no thanks.”

Luke chickened out and then turned on his vid feed. The latest hentai x-change horror rom com came into his feed, the neural scanners in his mind conjuring up probably the worst ai vid for his current state of mind.

Luke regarded the lurid thumbnail image, then clicked it.

The trailer started with a voiceover in an AI selected tone that best peddled sleeze. Well Luke was sold. “Luke is a young man going on a holiday!”

Dammit Luke himself had planned on going on holiday in the new body he’d just bought. It was to be a break from work where he could get familiar with and exploit his new body and maybe make people think the physical changes were legitimately earned or, better yet, avoid notice and having to make unwanted explanations. It was accepted. People did it all the time. Came back home from a holiday a changed person.

It used to be you came back relaxed and on top of things.

Now people literally came back from holidays as changed people. And it was polite not to notice changes. Or only talk about them if the other person indicated it was ok too. But people asked anyways…

The trailer continued.

“Luke takes a black market pill and shit goes south. Like further south than it should. Instead of getting his perfect body Luke becomes a lush, big breasted she-male. Which, with those dainty girl hands, is a lot to get around.”

“Especially when your cock is detachable!”

“And becomes sentient… with only one thing on its mind! Luke’s cock goes bad and no one is safe from the member that is public enemy number one! Not even Luke!”

“Marvel at Luke’s lost and wayward and ever growing cock! The bigger it gets the smaller Luke gets!”

Frantic moaning and cries of pleasure played over the AI credits page.

Not having the balls, well having the balls but not the nouse to use them, Luke pushed play. A fatalistic interest in the fate of this Luke driving his Luke-warm interest.

It started in movie Luke raiding his bosses desk and finding some x-change pills. Well they looked like blue x-change pills but they get crunched and the colour bled from the food die. Pink. So it was a blue coated pink. A strange purplish pill.

Luke felt a sense of déjà vu, an affinity of experiences shared with the character, but also as though the promo had lied about the story. It was annoying. Yes. And also he thought there were some gaping plot holes here that needed to be fixed. Friggen pay on demand AI algorithm logic media.

Movie Luke however went on his holiday to Hawaii, popping the purloined pills as he pauses to enter his hotel room. Just as he runs into his ex-wife and is unable to extradite himself …. And bam! He turns into a chick in front of his ex. That’s what Kyra thinks at least. But the watching Luke knew better.

Very embarrassed in front of his wife, movie Luke struggles with his new situation. She invites him back to her room and gives him some clothing that should fit. Hiding an erection in the girls clothing leant to him by his ex is damned embarrassing and, much to Movie Luke’s consternation, is also very arousing.

He retreats into his room to relieve his pent up passion.

Kyra follows him and peeps in through a window, surprised and excited by what she sees!

Then to his utter Amazement, as he is tooling around with his tool he yanks a little too aggressively and it comes off in his hand.

Luke can scarcely believe his good fortune as he finds out his cock detaches. Hijinks ensue. Even with it detached he could still feel things through his cock. It was incredible.

And a watching Kyra, peeping through the key hole, sees it all and seems to be interested in the new Movie Luke.

Dum dum da, though Luke. How long until Movie Luke gets screwed by Kyra with his own dick!? Thought Luke.

Not very he realised shortly…

To Luke one interesting plot twist was that Movie Luke and his erstwhile cock were psychically linked. But this was an Evils of X-change Church soft porn shit. So in a true “my cock has a mind of its own” trope, his cock detaches without his knowledge and goes on a depraved sex spree.

Movie Luke also discovers that if his wayward cock is not reattached by the end of the first day he will lose it forever and grow a pussy.

It’s up to Luke and his ex wife Kyra to track down his marauding member. But every time they get close his cock outsmarts them.

And it’s getting bigger. And smarter as Movie Luke gets dumber with his cock doing all his thinking!

Luke could feel himself getting dumber watching this as well, but for some reason he couldn’t help but watch. It was like a train wreck.

Pretty soon the plot went from a search and retrieve mission to a fight for their lives. Movie Luke and Kyra’s struggle against mutant schlong valiantly.

Luke found himself wondering if the mutant cock could be tamed. He actually kindof liked Movie Luke as a chick.

Movie Luke tried to reconcile with his estranged cock, but in a touching scene between a man and his cock, (literally) Movie Luke’s semi sentient cock realised it had outgrown Movie Luke. It was pretty existential shit to be honest.

Movie Luke’s cock flees. And just when he thought that they’d see the last of it… the cock returns,