[META] Excerpts from the law

In light of the present reproductive crisis, we must motivate men to reproduce more. Henceforth, all women shall be prohibited from wearing clothes outside their own house.

No woman may wear anything that covers a part of her body, for any reason. This includes footwear and jewelry.

No woman may carry any bag, or purse, or other object that increases her carrying capacity. Not only do they cover the body to an improper degree, but they allow a woman to carry her own objects. A woman carrying things of her own accord is not attractive, she must depend on her man at all times, so as to perpetuate these relationships and increase the fertility rate.

A woman who is found to be in violation of any part of this law shall be arrested immediately. In order to hasten arrests, an Administrative Warrant—rather than a Judicial one—shall be an acceptable document with which to carry out such an arrest.

No woman may hold any loose object in front of her body in order to hide it, though they may hide behind furniture and other features of the landscape as they see fit.

Transgender women are women, but only for the purposes of this law. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. Transgender men are also considered women for this law, because transgenderism is a woke myth.