(Subplot) Tactless Tania

As the party had got into full swing, Jenny had moved onto Julianne's lap and had her arms draped around her sisters neck. They kissed affectionately as Tania and Lexie walked past.

"Oh, look, that's nice" Tania remarked jokingly "Something for the **** fans!"

"Excuse me!" Julianne shouted out "You take that back! And don't be so ignorant in future!"

"Take what back?" Tania smirked wickedly "Explain to me what **** is if making out with your own twin doesn't count?"

"It's fine, just leave it Jules" Jenny urged her sister.

"It is fine" Tania agreed "I'm not judging or kink shaming. I mean, I think what you are doing is illegal pretty much everywhere but I promise I won't tell anyone"

"You have no clue what you are talking about!" Julianne snapped.

"Oh, I think I do, but let me check the dictionary definition to be sure" Tania started tapping something into her phone before reading aloud from it "**** is defined as sexual activity between close family members, which is a universal social taboo and a criminal offence in most jurisdictions."

"Shut up Tania!" Julianne threatened.

"Wait, there's more. While the exact legal definitions of "close relative" can vary by culture and jurisdiction, parent-child and sibling relationships are almost universally prohibited..Then it goes on to talk about psychological trauma"

"Just shut the fuck up, now!" Julianne seethed.

"Leave it Jules, she's entitled to her opinion!" Jenny tried to calm her sister down.

"I guess we know which one is the evil twin" Tania laughed "And I'm actually kind of impressed, Julianne. I always thought you were by far the most tedious person here, but it turns out you are into some pretty fucked up stuff that I wouldn't even do!"

At this point Lexie took Tania by the arm and pulled her away.

"That's enough! I'm not her biggest fan either but we have to share a house" Lexie reasoned "I know you don't have to act nice anymore now you aren't undercover, but there is no point upsetting everyone"

"What do you mean everyone?" Tania wondered "I tease you affectionately, and I called her out on her bullshit because she has a stick up her arse and is a sanctimonious cow. I've been nothing but lovely to everyone else"

"Well, just for me, can you tone it down for this evening?" Lexie pleaded "Shit, I can't believe I'm having to be the responsible one now"

"Okay, I'm bored with her anyway" Tania shrugged "Hey, what would you say to a threesome with an Italian stallion who plays for the world's greatest football team?"