(2) Staff Meeting

"I hope you will all welcome our New, if a little tardy, Charms Professor, Lily Evans. Now, Lily, as you can see, we have some new and old faces at the table today. " Lily, leaking fun out of her well-fucked holes, and her face decorated with several blobs of thick baby batter, turned to smile at most of her new colleagues.

"Teaching Transfiguration; with Minnie choosing to focus on her responsibilities as Deputy Headmistress, and my breeding bitch, James Potter has offered us his time, and will also serve as Head of Gryffindor.
Teaching Potions; Horace Slughorn continues to lead our Slytherins and will be hosting some of his International Slug Club Events here throughout the year to help promote the TriWizard Tournament.
Teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts; Severus Snape with his Assistant Remus Lupin. As exemplary a teacher as Severus has been in the subject I myself taught in this delightful school, it is clear that Remus' deep personal knowledge of harmful magical creatures has greatly helped our students.
Teaching History of Magic; Sirius Black with his Assistant Moaning Myrtle. As a member of House Black, you are no doubt a well-informed Wizard Mr. Black. I will tolerate Miss Warren's continued assitance, but I must implore you not to fuck this teacher into the afterlife like you did Binns.
Teaching Muggle Studies; Peter Pettigrew. Wormtail, you have my permission to offer "apprenticeships" at your "Rat Bastard's Meatholes" provided they film a Hogwarts short for their demo.
Teaching Care of Magical Creatures; Rubeus Hagrid, please stop your Holstaur breeding project. I know you are allowed to legally continue, but too many Witches are agreeing to be turned into slutty, dim-witted, cowgirls and they are attracting the Centaurs. "

Other Teachers were busy. Sybil Trelawney was using her Crystal Ball to watch Firenze the Centaur fucking a Slytherin girl who'd become a Holstaur for her Seventh Year Project and had moved into the Forbidden Forest after graduating. Septima Vector was being buttfucked in her own classroom by Filch.

Those attending the meeting were either ones who'd become friends with Riddle since he joined the Hogwarts Faculty, former **** Eaters, or... There for Lily. Sirius couldn't give a fuck about teaching, though he was fascinated with the ghostly nineteen year old who likes giving invisible blowjobs. He was teaching so he could fuck Lily again.

James was under a similar delusion to his son. This would be the year he got Lily back. And his money. And his daughter.

What Next?
Option 1- Harry Potter finds Ruby and Hermione with Neville
Option 2- the Welcome Feast
Option 3- James tries to speak to Lily privately
Option X- Open to Suggestions