(1+2) a Letter home.

At the home of Privet Drive, Petunia Evans noticed the Owl arriving and scooped the Letter up to read it herself.

It was so weird to call herself Petunia Evans again. But Vernon wanted to keep Apolline in England and to do that, they had to divorce so he could have a Green Card Marriage with the French MILF. She squirmed as she remembered confirming she didn't know who the father of her baby was to their solicitor so Vernon could have the divorce pushed through as her being a whore. Although... Yes, she didn't know who knocked her up with the baby in her... But it was either Vernon or Dudley.

Apolline got a bit of **** by getting Vernon to agree that with Lily Teaching and Ruby and Hermione studying, it was only fair that Petunia become the Dursley Maid.

Petunia's image as a dutiful housewife evaporated the day she went shopping for the House in her slutty Maid Uniform.

Sitting in her new room, on she'd be sharing with the other Dursley fuckpets, she opened the letter, it was from Ruby!

Aunty Petunia,
I'm sure the rest of our famil y will read this, but I'm certain it will be you reading this first. I hope the pregnancy is going well and I hope lots of people called you a nasty white for cheating on your husband. <3
We had such a good time on the train to Hogwarts! Neville Longbottom is a BEAST <3 and he really knew how to treat Hermione and me. Another girl joined us too. Her name is Lavender. And....
AND SHE IS MY BIMBO GIRLFRIEND AND I'M HER BIMBO GIRLFRIEND AND WE PROMISED TO KISS LOTS AND FUCK SO MANY GUYS TOGETHER I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET HER, YOU WILL TOTES LOVE HER!!!!
So, turns out this year there are some Tournaments on this year. I'm a little cross with Daddy because he didn't tell me. Graduations and Durmstrang will be coming here, so I'll get to see Gabby and Fleur soon. The TriWizard sounds like it's for Wizards to show off then use their glory to bang foreign girls. The Professors' Displays sound kinda hot, anywhere we go could be a real to turn us into performance pieces. The TriWitch... I think I'll make a Team with Hermione and Lavender. If they let me.

lots of love, Ruby
<3

"There you are Mum!" Petunias screamed as her son smacked her hard on the arse. "My friends are here and Apolline is being weird again. Come down and drain balls while I fuck some sense into her." Petunia smiled and gave her son a slimy, slutty kiss before trotting off to fuck.

What Next?
Option 1- Class Highlights before the other Schools arrive
Option 2- James and Harry's attempts to "reign in their Family"
Option 3- Skip to the arrivals
Option X- Open to Suggestions