'Uh....no reason...'

"Huh?" You try to play it off, but she's convinced you were breaking eye contact.

"When I look at an object that is not you, I see you looking below my eyes when my own return to you. At what are you looking?"

"I'm not looking at anything," you say, knowing you're busted. "I was just uh...looking at...that big green jewel thing." Good one, you tell yourself.

"Please, do not be dishonest. It does not suit a Titan to tell the fibs. You were examining my g'florknas, yes?"

You look at her in utter confusion. "Your what?"

"In your language, i believe it is....'boobs', is it not?" Your cheeks turn a bit reddish, but only as red as her's. "You need not feel the shame. I have come to realize that this is common among males of this species. G'florknas seem to attract attention, even when I do not wish them to. Beast Boy in particular seems to enjoy looking." She's smiling now, like being checked-out by every guy she sees is some kind of joke. "You were looking at my...'boobs', yes?"

What the hell? "Yeah, I was. You got some nice ones, babe!"

Starfire looks surprisd, then smiles agian. "How can you know the quality if you have not seen them?" With that, she lifts her top. Two perfectly shaped and amazingly perky, albeit orange, tits bounce out from captivity. You can only gaze wide-eyed at her beautiful mounds and quarter-size, light pink nipples. You swallow hard.

"Well, they LOOK good, but I can't really know how good they are without touching them."