'I was looking at your tits.'

"Oh, sorry. I was lost in your tits, did you say something?" You cocky bastard.

"My...'tits'? Please, what are the tits, and how did I come to possess them? And how did you lose your way, when you did not leave your chair?" she asks with a kind of sweet-perplexed voice.

"You really are from another planet. If you wanna know what tits are, just take your shirt-thing off."

She gasps and covers herself. "If I were to remove my clothing, my g'florknas would be visible to you!"

"Your g'what, now? Alright, y'see those two lumps on your chest? Those are tits."

She smiles. "Oh! I understand now! 'Tits' is what g'florknas are known as on Earth, yes?"

"I guess."

"I thank you for this new knowledge and understanding of your way of life on this planet! I beleive a reward is needed. Tell me what you desire, and I shall deliver it!"