"We're in."

"We're in," I said.

"Great!" Eric said. "I'll knock on your door at 7pm."

"I'll see you then," Mandy said. Eric winked at her. Goddammit, he was a handsome sonofabitch.

"Did you really want to have a threesome?" Mandy asked as we sat down at the pool bar. We quickly ordered a few appetizers and drinks.

"I mean..." I said with a shrug. "Can you blame me?"

"I don't think I can handle that," Mandy said. I smiled and took her hand.

"You know what I always say."

"I know," Mandy said. "I just feel like this is all moving so fast. Maybe I'm not good enough for you. Like, you want to do all these things and I-"

I cut her off. "I don't like it when you say that," I told her, sternly. "You are more than good enough for me. I love you. This is all fun, but I'd give it up in a heartbeat if you wanted to stop."

Mandy exhaled. I grabbed my drink and held it up. "I love you," I said. Mandy touched her plastic cup to mine.

"I love you too," she said.

"Besides," I continued. "Just a few days ago you were worried about all sorts of stuff and now look at you."

"She was pretty hot," Mandy admitted. She took a long sip of her Margarita. "I don't think I'd even know what to do with a girl."

"Would you have a threesome with two guys?" I asked. Mandy thought much longer than I expected. I wondered if she was imagining the Europeans. Those boys were probably going to have their fun with Tina if we didn't.

"I don't know," Mandy said. She sounded defeated.

"Hey," I said. "You don't need to know. None of this really matters all that much. All that matters is you. And me."

"You're right," Mandy admitted.

"Anyway," I said, trying to change the subject. "What about our dates we have planned for tonight? Eric is clearly trying to get with you." Mandy blushed.

"He was cute," she answered. "I don't know, I guess he sees something about me. He probably just wants me for my boobs."

"Mia's got great boobs," I said. "You've got more."

"What about you?"

"What about me?" I asked.

"Mandy's looking for another round."

"I guess," I said. She was probably right but it was still difficult to imagine Madeline going out of her way to try to sleep with me. I guess Robert was right after all.

"You said she was your number one pick."

"I did. And she is. What are you thinking? Are you excited for our dates with Eric and Madeline?"

"Yes!" Mandy asked.

"Me too," I said. "I'm glad you'll get another chance after last night didn't exactly go too great."

"Oh, stop," Mandy said, brushing me off. "It was nice. Part of me feels bad for Robert. I bet if I gave him another chance he'd do better next time."

"We know what room they're in," I said. "We could go and offer."

"They said earlier that they wanted to spend the night together."

"Then Ariel offered to have Robert rub you up in the hot tub."

"She did offer that," Mandy admitted.

"So, it looks like we've got three options?"

"Three?" Mandy questioned.

"Yes, well, Madeline and Eric, Ariel and Robert, or Tina."

"Oh my God," Mandy said, though I couldn't help but notice her thinking about it. "You really want to?"

"I'm just saying we should weigh all of our options."

Mandy thought for another moment, took a long sip of her drink, and said-