"That's more like it. I was wondering when you were gonna start acting normal again."

Sofia continues, "Why were you acting so weird though, because-- you know what, nevermind. I'm just glad you got to cum down my throat, I guess. Ok, well, I got homework to do. See you tonight like usual?" Sofia is about to walk out the door, but you grab her hand.

"Wait, I don't get it. What just happened?" you ask incredulously.

"Um, you just facefucked the shit outta me like you always do. Why?" Sofia asks.

"No, Sof. First it was Emma, who fucked me on the bus for no reason. Then you walked in and started blowing me for no reason. Why is this happening to me?!"

"Because you're a guy and you can use whoever you need to cum, so that all women are freeuse for you and you alone? It's always been this way. Like, you really need me to spell it out for you like it's exposition in some degenerate erotica on the internet? That would be ridiculous."

"But why, though? I just woke up, and this is the first time this is happening to me, you gotta believe me!" you exclaim.

Time freezes and there's a poof of smoke. A mini Jesus Christ sits on a little cloud. He has a couple of half-naked angels in his arms and they're passing around a blunt. "Woahhoho! Hang on there soldier. You shouldn't question things too much, that'll mess with the whole system, man! Anyways, I don't wanna have to do this again 'cus you're kinda interrupting this fuck sesh." The angels giggle and start making out. "But like, Dad told me that, like, if you need anything, you can summon me or whatever," JC reluctantly grumbles.

Poof! and just like that, JC and his angel sluts disappear, and time unfreezes.

"Holy shit," you say to yourself. "The dream was real. Meeting God. The whole heaven on earth thing. The contract. I really am in a freeuse world!"

From the doorway, a naked Sofia looks at you like you're crazy. "Ok John, whatever you say." Then she rolls her eyes and leaves.